Constipation comes to Mind,
Push and Wait on your Behind.
Pants worn Well when was a Pup,
Pulling hard To button Up.
Bending down to Tie your Shoes,
Loafers might Be better News.
If it’s Clarity you Want,
Could be Time for Larger Font.
If some Words you Want to Write,
But ideas just Don’t seem Right.
If like Me it’s What you’ve Met,
Strain is What you Kind of Get.