The Most Meanings

English Words have “Run” Amuck, New Ones – Old Ones – Thunderstruck. “Play” your Hand which One to “Take,” “Set” or “Go” your Mind might “Break.” “Turn” to Those with Many Uses, “Up” to Now with Most Abuses. “Cut” some Slack to Those who Planned, Ten most Meanings on their “Hand.” “Run”, “Turn”, “Set”, “Go”, … Read moreThe Most Meanings

To Scratch an Itch

To scratch an Itch is sure a Bitch, when the Itch in on a Stitch, that makes you Twitch with every Itch, and you want to Pitch that Stitch, or throw that Stitch into a Ditch, replace with Rich for every Stitch, Itch, Bitch, Twitch, but Rich.

I’ve got the Big C

I’ve got the “Big C” – don’t mean Crazy,*** Exact terms are Kind of Hazy. On my Face and On my Chest, This is Where I’ll wear Scars Best. Just Relax – We’ll Carve on You, This is All we Ever Do. Like the Deli at Safeway, They cut Meat up Everyday. As I took … Read moreI’ve got the Big C

What Happened??????????

Sprain a Foot or Break an Arm, doesn’t Set off Much Alarm. When your Face looks Like a Quilt, People ask Without much Guilt. At my Age I thought Who Cares? But I’ve garnered many Stares. I don’t Really have Quick Wit, have to Ponder things a Bit. Just been saying Sunshine Sins, Without Sunscreen … Read moreWhat Happened??????????

In Defense of Buses

Surely Buses are our Friend, Certainly should now Defend. Helps us All to Move Along, “Throwing Under” is just Wrong. Assume all Models are Maligned, Gather them and get Behind. Mini, Maxi, Double Deck, City, School, any Spec. Things with Wheels time to Convey, the Prejudice in this Cliché. If there’s “Throwing” done at All, … Read moreIn Defense of Buses

You are Da Man

You are Da Man so in Command, When it’s your Plan to just Demand, For all to Fan a sad Dreamland, So you can Ban and not Expand, Beyond the Span of your Brass Band, And how you Ran a trite Newsstand, ‘Til you can’t Pan or not Remand, The end is Tan in deep … Read moreYou are Da Man