Sex in Seconds Flat

As I watch “Early” TV,
mix of Products what I see.
K-Y advertises That,
can have Sex in Seconds Flat

Guess there’s Reason for the Rush,
demanding Lives seem to Crush.
As I sit Here at my Age,
“Seconds” reach another Stage.

Like when Joints start to Lock,
Cable News I want to Block.
Reading Eyes that Start to Squint,
as when Viewing any Print.

“Quick” is Something I don’t Do,
Fact of Life – Sad but True.
Goop or Not when In my Prime,
tried to Last longer Every Time.