“CeeeMeee” from space is making a trip,
picked out a place – fueled up the ship.
Stocked up with items of value and worth,
then set up a course straight for our earth.
Studied the languages of all the places,
set for the visit along with their faces.
Took quite a while to translate it all,
and some of their words got an overhaul.
Did their homework and certainly glad,
beamed up a phone but not an iPad.
Earth People spent a lot of time Texting,
in CeeeMeee’s world just called it Spexting.
Letters they used were almost the same,
when CeeeMeee arrived would be in the game.
Thought the Earth People a little bazaar,
resigned to accept them just as they are.
Lots of texts ended with brief “LOL”,
why “eat their grapes while stuck in a well?”
Of course there were those who wrote “BFF”,
the meaning to CeeeMeee “a tall purple chef.”
Saw quite a few with “X’s and O’s”,
why would they eat “spaghetti toes”?
Some would be brief with just “TLC”,
don’t understand “rain boots on a bee?”
When CeeeMeee arrived no one gave a moan,
all were too busy watching their phone.
Colliding with buildings – falling in water,
Mom or the Dad – Son or the Daughter.
At last CeeeMeee left and headed on back,
yet our way of texting could not get the knack.
But took a learned skill that was really neat,
while CeeeMeee was here – picked up how to Tweet.