From Bottom or Top?

We are tall or short or skinny or fat,

We can drill that well or swing that bat.

We are bald or gray or brown or blond,

We can pitch that tent or fish that pond.

We are fair or dark or pale or tan,

We can paint that fence or wash that van.

We are young or old or girl or boy,

We can make that bed or jump for joy.

What sets us apart like soda and pop,

Unrolling your TP from bottom or top.