My Wife Sleeps with Andy Reid,
Frozen Mustache – Yes Indeed.
Also keeps His Glasses On,
Fun Galore – and Beyond!
Travis Kelce might be Next,
Further Shirts – In Her Specs?
Seems the Bed is rather Crowded,
Place in Line – rather Doubted?
Have One Thing I don’t Possess,
Time to Change for My Success.
“Number One” – Again to Snare,
Guess I’ll need some Facial Hair?