Our Grand Lady is 13 years old. She was acting strange lately – eating everything in site – including delicious cat poop in our backyard (generously supplied by our neighborhood felines). She also started licking our carpet. The Vet diagnosed her with Cushing’s Disease and she will soon be receiving edible chicken flavored medication. We hope we can trick into thinking these are treats – she has to take them, twice a day, for life! “Cupcake” wrote the following Rhyme for her Vet:
Licking Carpets is my Game,
Cupcake is my Given Name.
Living Rooms or Under Beds,
Long as there are Carpet Threads.
Cheaper than that Stanley Steamer,
No need for Coupon Redeemer.
Outdoor – Indoor – Makes no Diff,
To begin – just Need a Sniff.
Pay for Me – Negotiate,
Praise or Food would My Rate.
Satisfaction Guaranteed,
Truly I am All you Need.
As a Bonus to be Starred,
Eat all Cat Poop in Your Yard!!!