What I see Is just No Good,
Sex around Our Neighborhood.
Going at It Day and Night,
Have to Say it Just ain’t Right.
Have no Problem with Flirtation,
But Please practice Moderation.
If you Want to Procreate,
Take some Time to Find your Mate.
Orgies are Affecting Others,
So If I could Have my Druthers.
Springtime Growings in all Cases,
Go Have Sex in Other Places.
Yellow Pollen on the Cars,
Looking Like they’re Straight from Mars.
Sneezing, Coughing, Runny Eyes,
This Time of Year is My Demise.
Change is Pretty that’s For Sure,
Wish my Problems had a Cure.
Is there a Spell that Has a Hex,
To keep these Things from Having Sex?
To Top it Off when Feeling Hearty,
They ask Mold to Join the Party!