Does Santa Claus take Returns?
Unanswered question in me Burns.
On the Housetops where he Breaks,
Surely there Will be Mistakes.
Wrong Toy, Sizes, or just Color,
Vast Complaints – Some will Holler.
No Gift Receipt or even Scroll,
Send Them back To the North Pole?
Can’t be the Only one Who’s Stumped,
if Is the Answer I’d be Pumped.
The one Event – All others Pale,
when Santa holds his Ga-rage Sale.