Buy some Cheese – Get some Water,
take Together – You have Chater.
Fills you Up – Cleans you Out,
makes You want to Jump and Shout.
Cheddar, Gouda, or Cheese Whiz,
so you’re Questioned – Ain’t their Biz.
Faucet, Bottle, even Hose,
if Don’t tell Them – No one Knows.
Just pick Two – Make it Simple,
and You’ll lose that Waistline Dimple.
Build consumption Artistry,
something – say like Popcotea.