If Bud the Bear wore Underwear,
Would He act more Debonair?
Much more Than when He was Bare,
Roaming wild Without a Care.
With some Flair he’d Sport his Pair,
Box or Briefs the Questionnaire,
Answer shared ‘round Everywhere,
Reply There for You to Snare.
Nature calls And he’s Aware,
Time now Taken to Prepare.
Sit a Spell on Toilet Chair,
In the Woods – He wouldn’t Dare!