The Secret Life of Bobber Witty

Dreamt I blasted Off to Space,
but That’s really Not the Case.
Made me Write this little Ditty,
“Secret Life of Bobber Witty.”

Final shot to Win the Game,
Roaring Lions I would Tame.
be that Dashing Leading Man,
help Old Ladies when I Can.

I would broker Worldwide Peace,
cure for Cancer I’d Release.
Home Run records With my Bat,
create Donuts without Fat.

Really hate to Exercise,
though a Healthy Enterprise.
Useful laps While during Sleep,
that’s a Dream I’d surely Keep.