“SPAM” – Mystery Mixture in a Can,
Cut it, Fry it, In a Pan.
When was First out On my Own,
Kept me Fed – Do not Bemoan.
“SPAM” – Junk that Flows to my Computer,
Certainly a Persecutor.
Like “Web Rabbits” Multiply,
Straight to In Box Ramify.
“SPAM” – A New Meaning straight to Me,
Aliens Beamed a Decree,
Trip to Earth no Longer Wary,
“Space People Arriving Merry.”