Cindy Crawford’s Fifty-one,
She and Pepsi’s not Undone.
Super Bowls – forgot who Met,
Great Commercials not Forget.
Last one Made me Change my Drink,
New one Sure – What do you Think?
Watch her Now – you Bet I Can,
I’ve got Eyes like any Man.
When she Reaches my Plateau,
be Ninety-three Don’t you Know.
Raise my Glass because it’s Her,
Beaverage might be Alka-Seltzer.