Day: September 26, 2018

Boy and his Dog transcends Time, from Cuddle Time to Dirt and Grime. Pals for Sure – a Special Bond, there for Life and Well Beyond. But in this Case “She” Let me Down, though Clearly seeing What’s Around. Creeping close – the Camera Showing, and Snap this Shot without Me Knowing.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, that’s what YouTube means to Me. Not to Post my Aging Mug, just Hear Old Songs I Dug. Never liked the Flip DJ’s, turned me Off in many Ways. Always seemed to miss the Mark, not the Case with Young Dick Clark. Memory, well It’s kind of Shot, glad the Internet I Got. Pick … Read moreThis Old Man & YouTube

At Seven-one — Seen/Heard it All, the Dreams alone are Standing Tall. So I felt this Was the Time, to Bare my Soul in This Here Rhyme. Sex peaks our Imagination, been that Way since our Creation. So I’ll share My Storied Past, even though None ever Asked. Stimulating some might Say, guess I’ve Tried … Read moreBreast Milk & Sex

A Google Dude who Acts quite Young, really Stepped in Obtuse Dung. His argument on Gender Gap, is Totally a Load of Crap!!!!! Base this on the Forty Years, I worked with Women as my Peers. Not to Mention Fifty Total, Marriage that’s not Anecdotal. Experience equates with Age, coming From an Elder Sage. Hope … Read moreWomen are Inferior – the Real Reason for the Gender Gap

My solution for World Peace, hostilities Could surely Cease. Being the News Cycle Hottie, yes, Trot out a Porta Potty. Collect them From around the Lands, Construction Sites to Hard Rock Fans. Then select the Ripest Few, now I’ll tell You what we’ll Do. Set Them out in Sunshine Rays, leave them There for Many … Read moreWorld Peace Solution in a Simple Rhyme

Another year Has rolled Around, never Fails to me Astound. This Little Girl my Spirits Lift, I know That She’s a Precious Gift. Grandpa is what She calls Me, name me Grateful – I’d Agree. Hope she’ll Always understand, what Photos mean to this Old Man.

Some think I need Manhood Tutors, ‘cause I’ve never Been to Hooters. Guess I don’t See what’s so Neat, ‘bout Burgers made from Owl Meat? Perhaps should Check the Mystique there, heard it’s ‘Bout strange Underwear? Might be a Sandwich – Triple Deckers, made from Meat of Woody Peckers?

Choices all have Consequences, difficult to Straddle Fences. Some are even Monumental, for Your future Instrumental. The Choice I make but Always Lose, and to Some it might Amuse. Internally I “always” Wine, when Pick the “slowest” Checkout Line.

Thoughts are Always in our Head, from Waking Hours to Sleep in Bed. Some productive with Forethought, others End Up all for Naught. Thoughts are Hard to Quantify, by any Measure you’d Apply. But “Thoughtful” might be Overall, the Best when there’s No Thought at All.

I never Will forget the Time, that I Pulled out a Nasty Dime, from some Gooey Purple Slime, then Decided it was Mine, it is Really not a Crime, to take and Wash off all that Grime, and Bring it Back into its Prime, without the Use of one Enzyme, with Elbow Grease and Pantomime, … Read moreA Rhyme – to Rhyme – with Rhyme