Day: September 25, 2018

Some think me a Lazy Slob, turn into a Big Fat Blob. But I’m really in my Prime, Doing Nothing with my Time. It takes Lots of Energy, to be Deemed as Slovenly, and Become the Addressee, “Best of Nothing Nominee.” Hear Them say, “Don’t Waste It Man,” you can Rest in Death’s Long Span. … Read moreDoing Nothing

Snow ‘round here been Scarce this Year, why it Chose to Reappear, maybe just the Slightest Crime, edging Daylight Savings Time. Snow is Like a Chocolate Sundae, best Before it starts its One Way, Path into a brown Regress, Melting to an Ugly Mess.

It would Sure be Nature’s Grace, as we Grew could Pick the Face, any Stage without no Strife, we could Keep throughout our Life. If there’s Nothing that we Liked, no Look in triumph we could Spike, only Fair that we Not Fetter, Select a Face that we like Better.

News Alerts ‘bout “Sunshine Blizzards,” far more Rare than Ten Toned Lizards. If it Don’t got Wind and Snow, seems They don’t want You to Know? Breaking News from “Weather Bob,” always Here to do His Job, “Sunshine Blizzards” on Their Way, just Might Not appear Today.

My time on Earth in Seventy Ones, B.S. experienced In the Tons, If there was a Measured Way, could Fill up Trucks just from Today. Wish I had a B.S. Catcher, then I’d be the “Proud Dispatcher,” Environmentalists would Drool, for my “Super” B.S. Fuel.

Start with Tanks strapped to my Back, beaucoup Sleep stuffed in the Pack. Might expand this Enterprise, “Get your ZZZ’s with Open Eyes.” Stay awake for Twenty-Four, much More Life one could Explore. When get Tired – Sort of Weak, Open Tanks – Shot of Sleep. Don’t need Famous – Rich is Nice, R&D – … Read moreMy Sleep Invention

Fighter Jets get Fuel this Way, how about Us – What do you Say? Flying Booms on Moving Trucks, Easy Peasy – Gas Influx. Forget the Drones up Overhead, stick with the Ground – this Watershed. Success for Sure – It’s very Clear, if with the Gas – You offer Beer.

Outlet Stores are Good for All, sometimes Better than a Mall. Mouth and Tummy smile all Overs, when we Head to Russell Stovers. Marshmallow Eggs are Ecstasy, search Them out my Destiny. Gooey, Oooey, Sinful Center, Chocolate Coating the Tormentor. I Love Bloopers – call me Cheap, taste the Same as Those they Keep. Secrets … Read moreI Love Bloopers

Hendrix, Lennon, Mercury, Presley, Berry, and Marley. Holly, Joplin, Kurt Cobain, owned the Gift to Entertain. Zappa, Valens, Morrison, Watters, Prince, and Harrison. Many more Are sadly Gone, but their Music “will live” ON!!!!

If Rhyme is Written in the Forrest,        is it Read or just Dismissed? Who is There to Really Care, Bumble Bee to Big Black Bear? How to Know when Rhyme is Right, to be Read by any Type? Simple Answer is a “Yup.” when Sounds from Falling Trees startup.