Some think me a Lazy Slob,
turn into a Big Fat Blob.
But I’m really in my Prime,
Doing Nothing with my Time.
It takes Lots of Energy,
to be Deemed as Slovenly,
and Become the Addressee,
“Best of Nothing Nominee.”
Hear Them say, “Don’t Waste It Man,”
you can Rest in Death’s Long Span.
But don’t See the Benefit,
if not Alive enjoying It!