Day: September 24, 2018

Our Grandchild lost Her front Teeth, alas, There’s two more Underneath. My old Teeth Have been through Hell, Drilled and Capped and Pulled as Well. When one Achieves an Older Age, seems Fair – Should be One more Stage. Personally, I’d love the Sound, if “Geezer Teeth” would Now drop Down.

Been stuck in here more than an hour, guess my mood is kind of sour. They close the door and here I sit, confined within this boring pit. What to do to pass the time? Closing walls that I might climb? To keep some sort of sanity, ideas without profanity. Here’s the things I’d like … Read moreThe Exam Room

Had a Colonoscopy, guess so now that I can see, exactly where the “sun don’t shine,” secrets now that aren’t all mine. Got some photos of what’s there, maybe show them everywhere? My best insides and with style, all that’s missing is a smile.

Pigging out on Carmel Corn, half bag gone and it’s still Morn. Tell myself – and luckily, same food group as Broccoli. With that in mind I carry on, to eat it all – a  marathon. Now ripped with sugar and to boot, when I’m all done – it makes me poop.

Some are obsessed with beautiful hair, so captivating – we just have to stare. We see it in photos – we see it on stars, we see it on airplanes – we see it in bars. It’s all in perspective I just have to say, when a circumstance turns the opposite way. If beautiful hair … Read morePerspective

For seven-one I’ve been around, and in that time I’ve learned and found. if pick a fight like long ago, my mind sways yes – my body no. So if I challenge out of rage, someone who’s holding ‘round my age, behind the barn – behind the school, the best for us – a Rocker … Read moreA Rocker Duel

A pimple at my age – it must be a joke, turning  back time to a much younger bloke. On the tip of my nose – a wonderful place, the highlight – for sure – of my aging face. Thinking back then – I’d just want to hide, now I think I’ll just wear it … Read moreA Pimple

Against all normal rationale, thought I’d get a root canal. Felt my life was kind of boring, excitement all around restoring. Couple shots then going south, was the feeling in my mouth. Drills and prodding kind of weird, strangest things is what I feared. For now had one more Zombie Tooth, lying dead and here’s … Read moreRoot Canal

Santa’s been around a while, to the masses brings a smile. Presents bagged and in his sleigh, easy-peasy was his day. As the years advanced along, simple was a different song. Radar and the Internet, brought a challenge and a threat. No longer could he move unseen, every misstep on some screen. Smash a chimney … Read moreSanta’s Sleigh 1&2

What if we walked on our hands, to stores to get the latest brands, that covers all on which one stands, to run, and walk, throughout the lands. Would we call them gloves or shoes, how many models could we choose, to show off hands in many views, how feet might fare – I have … Read moreWhat if we walked on our Hands