Went Shoe Shopping with my Mate,
did so Freely – not a Date.
Still felt Manly – had no Fears,
I’ve been Doing it for Years.
As I View the Shoes Galore,
wonder ‘Bout the many More,
thar in Stores around the Earth,
If my Thoughts have any Worth?
What if Place them End to End,
would They reach around the Bend,
of the World and back Again,
how Many Times – that would Depend.
The foremost Question I would Ask,
the Answer really Quite a Task,
how many Days from Dusk to Dawn,
would it Take to Try them On?