For the Term Hyperbole, Seems It’s Spent Too Much to Me, By the Talking Heads I See, Expounding Forth on My TV. Makes me Pull my Webster Book, Find the Definition look, Stumped Me with a Wording Hook, Sitting by my Inglenook. As I play at Surfing Station, I am Feeling the Sensation, You might … Read moreHyperbole
A Dog that Won’t Bark – A Cow that Won’t Moo. A Pig that Won’t Oink – A Cat that Won’t Mew. A Frog that Won’t Croak – A Bird that Won’t Tweet. A Hare that Won’t Jump. – A Croc that Won’t Eat. Unicorn that Won’t Run, – Llama that Won’t Spit. … Read moreA Dog that Won’t Bark
Seventy-Six and then Point One, Life Expectancy and Done. So says Those who Cast such Things, Reality to Me it Brings. Seventy-Seven that’s my Age, Been through Things up To this Stage. Covid, Firings, Too much Beer, Even Crashed into a Deer. What’s to Come – Who’s to Know? Life is Sure a Strange Game … Read moreThe Bonus Round
Whiter Teeth to Proud Extender, Lighter Beer to Younger Render. Love Them, Hate Them, In-between, Now a Part of Life’s Cuisine. How long Have they been Around? Surely long as Sight and Sound. ‘Bout time for a Whistle Blower, Started With an Apple Grower. Had an Orchard just called Eden, Not sure Where – Perhaps … Read moreThe Very First Commercial
Christy the Cheetah was Starting to Grow, Learning to Run and where She should Go. She lived On the Range with Others like Her, With Whiskers and Tails and Spots on their Fur. Chico the Chicken was Starting to Grow, Learning to Peep and where He should Go. He lived On a Farm right Next … Read moreA Rare Friendship – Christy & Chico
French and English fought to Win, Here’s my Slant to Share a Grin. In the Year of Fourteen Plus, Useful gift For all of Us. French thought They would Beat the Brits, Their Plan before calling Quits, Middle Finger – Not a Toe, Cut it Off – Can’t use Bow. Sometime things Don’t go as … Read moreThe One-Finger Salute has a History
“Those” 4-Letter Words ain’t Anything new, Yet unfairly Branded by Really a Few, The Ones that Some Dread are just Acting Bad, All others Suffer – That’s Truly so Sad. You Hear Them while Working – You Note them at Play. I’ll bet That you Cross One – At least Once a Day: Back, Jack, … Read moreOH, “Those” 4-Letter Words!
Do you Have A Nose Pickin’ Nail? One that You Count on – Never to Fail. Born to do Battle – From a Locale, Things that Get Wedged there – In the Canal. It is a Weapon – That Is for Sure, What Shape should it Be – so It will Endure? Design is the … Read moreA Nose Pickin’ Nail
If Humpty Dumpty was a Ride, Many times He might have Died. Yes, we Own Him with those Specs, Also known as Our LX. Two-Two-One, Thousand so Far, Bumps and Bruises and a Scar. No matter How we Bring Him In. Hendrick’s Service is Kingpin. Humpty lives Another Day, All Fixed Up and On His … Read moreOur Humpty Dumpty
Most of Us have been “On Hold,” Horrendous Stories to be Told. Instructions seem from Outer Space, Hopes your Need to call Erase. Select a Number then One More, Makes Blood Pressure Spike and Soar. Passed around then Really Cruel, Dumped into the “Waiting Pool.” Music, Ads, And other Crap, No Wonder that We almost … Read moreThe “Waiting Pool”