Whiter Teeth to Proud Extender, Lighter Beer to Younger Render. Love Them, Hate Them, In-between, Now a Part of Life’s Cuisine. How long Have they been Around? Surely long as Sight and Sound. ‘Bout time for a Whistle Blower, Started With an Apple Grower. Had an Orchard just called Eden, Not sure Where – Perhaps … Read moreThe Very First Commercial
Christy the Cheetah was Starting to Grow, Learning to Run and where She should Go. She lived On the Range with Others like Her, With Whiskers and Tails and Spots on their Fur. Chico the Chicken was Starting to Grow, Learning to Peep and where He should Go. He lived On a Farm right Next … Read moreA Rare Friendship – Christy & Chico
French and English fought to Win, Here’s my Slant to Share a Grin. In the Year of Fourteen Plus, Useful gift For all of Us. French thought They would Beat the Brits, Their Plan before calling Quits, Middle Finger – Not a Toe, Cut it Off – Can’t use Bow. Sometime things Don’t go as … Read moreThe One-Finger Salute has a History
“Those” 4-Letter Words ain’t Anything new, Yet unfairly Branded by Really a Few, The Ones that Some Dread are just Acting Bad, All others Suffer – That’s Truly so Sad. You Hear Them while Working – You Note them at Play. I’ll bet That you Cross One – At least Once a Day: Back, Jack, … Read moreOH, “Those” 4-Letter Words!
Do you Have A Nose Pickin’ Nail? One that You Count on – Never to Fail. Born to do Battle – From a Locale, Things that Get Wedged there – In the Canal. It is a Weapon – That Is for Sure, What Shape should it Be – so It will Endure? Design is the … Read moreA Nose Pickin’ Nail
If Humpty Dumpty was a Ride, Many times He might have Died. Yes, we Own Him with those Specs, Also known as Our LX. Two-Two-One, Thousand so Far, Bumps and Bruises and a Scar. No matter How we Bring Him In. Hendrick’s Service is Kingpin. Humpty lives Another Day, All Fixed Up and On His … Read moreOur Humpty Dumpty
Most of Us have been “On Hold,” Horrendous Stories to be Told. Instructions seem from Outer Space, Hopes your Need to call Erase. Select a Number then One More, Makes Blood Pressure Spike and Soar. Passed around then Really Cruel, Dumped into the “Waiting Pool.” Music, Ads, And other Crap, No Wonder that We almost … Read moreThe “Waiting Pool”
All our Days now End in “Y,” Time to Change them – Why not Try? Names we Have are Getting Boring, “Spark” your Life and “Start” Restoring. Begin the Week on a “Mondid,” What to Share and What to Rid? The Next in Line would be “Tuesdot,” Utilize what You’ve been taught. Follow that with … Read moreThe End to Boring Days
Sure You’ve seen This thing Before, Part of It that I Abhor. Month and Date – Ain’t so Bad, Scroll to Year – Takes a Tad. As I watch the Years fly By, I just Have to Question Why, A simple Box could now Appear, So can just Write in the Year? There’s lots of … Read moreThe Reset Roulette Wheel
See them almost Every Day, As we Move along Our Way. Some in Person – Some are Not Most are There within Eyeshot. Bagels, Buttons, and Swiss Cheese, Records, Tires, if you Please. Barrels, Old Socks, Wedding Rings, Cannons, Bathtubs, Other Things. There are Holes – Should not be There Damns and Roads – Make … Read more“HOLES”