Decisions, Decisions – What will you Do? If Corn on the Cob is Handed to You? Point to the Left – Point to the Right, Leave it the Same or Switch it in Flight? Eat it in Rows – Go back and Forth? Or Straight around – South to the North? Wipe Off your Face … Read moreDecisions Surrounding – Corn on the Cob
I would Like a Pet Mosquito, That Would be Extremely Neat-O, And to Truly do it Right, I would Have to Name it “Bite.” Adopt it While it’s Still an Egg, ’For it’s Thirst for Blood is Played. Take it On a Path that’s Shrewd, Wean it Slow on all Junk Food. Prolong Life through … Read moreBite and Me
WORDS can sway what people do, some WORDS thrown at me and you, unequivocal WORDS that make you mad, beware of those WORDS that bias might pad, think before speaking WORDS that leave your lips, idiom variation true – loose WORDS do sink ships, from single syllables on up to the WORDS in herds, don’t … Read moreWORDS Direction
“Not a Winner” – how Depressing, Lots of Losers I am Guessing. If you Play the Lottery, Those Three Words the Most you See. This is For the Lotto Lords, Who Control the Lotto Boards, Rhymers will Sure help you Out, A Win here – Give them a Shout. They are Cleaver – They are … Read moreFor “All” Lottery Officials
I feel Bad for Field Goal Kickers, Goat or Hero are their Stickers. A Solution is in Store, Read Below I’ll tell You More. All or Nothing don’t Seem Fair, As the Ball flies Through the Air. Paint Ball, Darts, and Archery, Need a Target – Don’t you See? Goal Posts now are Eighteen-Six, Add … Read moreI feel Bad for Field Goal Kickers
Pastries are my Big Downfall, Filled or Not – Large or Small. Polish off in Nothing Flat, Proudly Wear my “Pastry Fat.” “Long Johns” are My favorite Choice, Though Today I heard a Voice, As I Stare through Baker Panes, Wondered Why there’s no “Long Janes?” So right Now let’s Start a Wave, Stand with … Read morePastries should also be Equal
For the Term Hyperbole, Seems It’s Spent Too Much to Me, By the Talking Heads I See, Expounding Forth on My TV. Makes me Pull my Webster Book, Find the Definition look, Stumped Me with a Wording Hook, Sitting by my Inglenook. As I play at Surfing Station, I am Feeling the Sensation, You might … Read moreHyperbole
A Dog that Won’t Bark – A Cow that Won’t Moo. A Pig that Won’t Oink – A Cat that Won’t Mew. A Frog that Won’t Croak – A Bird that Won’t Tweet. A Hare that Won’t Jump. – A Croc that Won’t Eat. Unicorn that Won’t Run, – Llama that Won’t Spit. … Read moreA Dog that Won’t Bark
Seventy-Six and then Point One, Life Expectancy and Done. So says Those who Cast such Things, Reality to Me it Brings. Seventy-Seven that’s my Age, Been through Things up To this Stage. Covid, Firings, Too much Beer, Even Crashed into a Deer. What’s to Come – Who’s to Know? Life is Sure a Strange Game … Read moreThe Bonus Round