A Rhyme by Bob

Which one is first – the left or right, when shoes go on in morning’s light. Socks the same before you start, conclusions formed but just a part. Pants come next for you to choose, they have to match your socks and shoes. Swipe that stick for six or eight, check that clock you can’t … Read moreDecisions Made

Caviar is something that others might crave That “must see” café that some like to rave Sushi is tops for some of the folks But certainly not for all of the blokes Some like to share those raw slimy clams Others say yippee to eating young lambs Give me those veggies others would say While … Read moreExotic or Not

Stand and Spray – or sit and not. A jam for sure – is what I’ve got. The seat is down – the seat is up. For what she asks – I just say “yup.” Not worth a fight – not worth a  fuss. Let’s face the truth – I’m just a wuss.

A young boy, yes, I was one time, Afraid of none and in my prime. Muscles bulged around my chest, Endurance there – whatever test. The clock has wound a lot since then, Not different from so many men. Remember when I could – now can’t, No need to cry – no need to rant. Age … Read moreA Young Boy

I tamed a Cheetah on my own – a bear and elephant too. I talk and walk and do the things – that any old boy can do. As I grow older I will learn – to scrap and fight and then. When I go out into the world – I  “will” compete with men.

The world has got problems – I can’t agree more, There’s care for us all and then there is war. The unanswered question I now to you pose, Where goes a bogger that comes from ones nose? Do you look at it first or flick it away? Do you wipe your arm with it or use it to … Read moreThe answer that solves all problems

Life’s little questions have been written before, Now I take on a few at least once more. I ask that you all keep an Open Mind, But don’t let your Brains Fall Out so we can’t find, The Shower you Took that made you Clean, With the Speed Of Dark on your shower screen, With … Read moreLife’s Little Questions

As I gaze upon the square, See animals in their underwear. Some are old – some are new, Some are white – some are blue. Some are male – some are not, Some are drab – some are hot. Some are jumping – some are sitting, Some are grinning – some are flitting. Alas, it’s just … Read moreIt’s just one Weird Dream

Grandparents come in all shape and form, Some as you imagine – some not the norm. Some come with wrinkles – some come with hair, Some come with money – some come with care. Some come in one – some come in two, Some come with joy – some come who chew. Some come with … Read moreGrandparents

Bad habits of others get under your skin, The list is quite long so let me begin. Grinding the teeth or picking the nose, Chewing that gum or painting ones toes. Tapping that pencil or sucking of gums, Breaking that wind or licking of thumbs. Belching quite loud or sucking up snot, Scratching ones crotch … Read moreBad habits of others