Walking down the Cookie Aisle, Saw Something that Made me Smile. Took me Back when Was a Kid, Bought some Boxes what I Did. My mistake Don’t get me Wrong, Probably Been there all Along. Things have Changed since First were Viewed, Now I’ve grown New Attitude. Been around for Hundred Plus, New Idea and … Read moreMemories that Taste So Good!!!!
Congress is a Part Time Job, Seemingly a Badge to Rob. Though they Don’t Work Day to Day, Sure Command that Full Time Pay. These Positions They Hold Dear, Try to Make them a Career. Take some Grief – Much more Fun, No Penalty if Nothing’s Done. Waitress, Plumber, Garbage Man, Working Hard the Best … Read more“Our” U. S. Congress
What is Snot? What Is Not? Why’s the Snot Upon you Got? Is Not Snot a Word been Taught? Snot’s Not quite as Dry as Aught? Is Not Snot from Cold you Caught? Snot Is Not a Beauty Spot! Is Not Snot a Melting Pot? Boogers, Blood that Does not Clot? What If Not? What … Read moreWhat is Snot???
Call me Old and Out of Touch, Perhaps you’re Right – Use as a Crutch. Memories of My Younger Years, Maybe share Within my Peers? I recall in Different Times, Gas not More than a Few Dimes. Crusin’ Main – Ridin’ Slow, Whether being Sun or Snow. Music Blasting from my Dash, No concerns about … Read moreCrusin’ Main
From a Guy named Gerstenzang, The Idea for Q-Tips Sprang. Toothpick/Cotton by his Wife, Sprang a Change for Daily Life. ‘Course they’re Used for Cleaning Ears, Been that Way for Many Years. From the Day they were Invented, Many Options Represented. Erase the Scuffs from Leather Shoes, Dash away your Snotting Ooze. Clean the Crud … Read moreQ-Tips
“Skin” should Be like Paper Clothes, Use it Once and then Dispose. One for Work – One for Play, One for Comfort – Day to Day. Light or Dark – Black or White, Polka Dot might look Just Right. Tan would Come in any Shade, Melanoma not be Made. Hair would Be an Added Choice, … Read more“Skin”
BIG or little – Fiddle Diddle, First or Last or in the Middle? Words upon the Page they Seed, Which Ones are the First you Read? Tiny can be Sizable, Jumbo Short advisable. Scant so Vast you cannot See, Huge the Brief down To his Knee. Slight to Large her Taste in Clams, Vast to Short … Read moreBIG – or – little?
Super Size, Super Bowl, Super Glue and More, Super Strong, that Super Wax, put Upon your Floor. Super Cool, that Super Star, you Read about A Lot, Super Thin, that Super Pen, that Makes a Tiny Dot. Super Store, where you Shop, to Purchase Super Things, Super Rich, who Just might Be, Living Life like … Read more“Super”
Donald and Daisy have Split Up, Mickey and Minnie it’s a Yup. Switched up Partners Yesterday, Don’t care What the Others Say. Huey changed His name to Bart, Dewey changed His name to Art. Louie set Himself Apart, Wants to Now be Known as Fart. Goofy’s Brain Is off the Charts, Just plays Dumb for … Read moreFake News – For Real!!!!!