A Rhyme by Bob

Santa’s been around a while, to the masses brings a smile. Presents bagged and in his sleigh, easy-peasy was his day. As the years advanced along, simple was a different song. Radar and the Internet, brought a challenge and a threat. No longer could he move unseen, every misstep on some screen. Smash a chimney … Read moreSanta’s Sleigh 1&2

What if we walked on our hands, to stores to get the latest brands, that covers all on which one stands, to run, and walk, throughout the lands. Would we call them gloves or shoes, how many models could we choose, to show off hands in many views, how feet might fare – I have … Read moreWhat if we walked on our Hands

Calls a droppin’ left and right, Dead Zones loomin’ – it’s a fright. Screamin’ here – Screamin’ there, think some lost their Underwear! Since the “Powers” have no Cure, an “Old Time Trick” will work for sure. Here to please the Screamin’ Fans, a length of String and Two Tin Cans.

Llamas running in the street, and we have a front row seat. From the ground and in the air, cameras follow everywhere. Ballpark feline running wild, and the crowd is getting riled. But it scampers all for naught, as most times it just gets caught. Bears, Moose, and Squirrels too, throw some Cougars in the … Read moreAs seen on TV

Power Washer – Power Ranger, always seeking further danger. Dispatched by the “Powers Dear,” morphed into what you see here. Hat and gloves and boots to boot. “Magic Wand” I point and shoot. At “HER” service fighting grime, I “must” conquer every time. Grills and bricks and weeds that grew, decks and chairs and driveways … Read morePower Washer/Power Ranger

This is such a Belly Buster, all the giggles I can muster. On my back and whirl around, the best I’ve heard and that’s “Paws” down. What was done that got me rolling, results I saw from falsehood polling. Check this out – a real hooter, Dogs – not Cats – were voted cuter.

All my socks are obstinate, yet nowhere close to opulent. They flee from me at every chance, for what I’ve coined the “Scatter Dance.” It’s been that way for many years, and has – at times – caused “Socking Tears.” They just can’t seem to get along, with their mates where they belong. It starts … Read moreMy Obstinate Socks

Don’t play Twister with a Cat, sometimes they are such a brat. Keep you swirling on the mat, ‘til your body just goes splat. Spin the dial in nothing flat, thinks that you’re an acrobat. When they win just tip your hat, be a “Kitty Diplomat.”

My Aging Mailbox still standing strong. It is in bad shape don’t get me wrong. Rusted – Battered – Tilted – Old, heat in Summers – Winters cold. Been struck by bats – guess as the ball? How long has it stood – just can’t recall? The looks to me don’t matter much, that it … Read moreMy Aging Mailbox

Tis’ the story of Shelley the Seal, whose “Silliness” I will reveal. You’ll find her almost any place, to put a smile upon your face. You might see her at Christmas time, sledding down in purple slime. Or sitting by large flower pots, wearing rainbow Polka Dots. There she is on mountain high, putting beans … Read moreShelley the Silly Seal