Fast Food Lanes – We are well Versed, Yet these Photos Show a First. In this Case she Brought her Wheels, To the Drive-Thru for Some Deals. Came her Turn she Moved right Up, Placed her Order – That’s a Yup. Then Advanced to Give her Pay, From her Walker was her Way. Next she … Read moreGot Wheels/Drive-Thru
A Mouse Loved A Giraffe – As Strange as It Seems. He Loved Her in Daytime – He Loved Her in Dreams. His Friends told Him No – That just Will Not Work. You’ll Never Make Love – They Said with A Smirk. That Mouse was Determined – To Roll with His Mate. Though Odds … Read moreThe Mouse & The Giraffe
Hemorrhoids – Don’t be Annoyed, You strained Hard – Should be Enjoyed. Embarrassment – No Need to Hide, Built from Scratch – Wear with Pride. Constipation – Nasty Word, Easy Peasy is Preferred. Slide things Out without a Hitch, But sometimes Can be a Glitch. Don’t despair You’re not Alone, As You suffer On your … Read moreGot Hemorrhoids – Join Up
“Cut the Cheese” – Heard the Term? Might move Some of Us to Squirm? Love the Smell – Bouquet of It, No Mistaking it a Bit! Makes no Diff who Cuts it First, Tiny Slice or One Big Burst. At the Deli or the Store, Always Leaves me Longing More. Cheddar, Swiss, or Mozzarella, Cut … Read moreWho Cut the Cheese?
Reality can Be a Bitch, Need at Times to Make a Switch. Even for a Little While, Worries given Up for Smile. Like a Sprinkler in the Heat, Don’t last long but Really Neat. Think of something Truly Silly, Humming Bird stuck in Your Chili. Imagine Elves at Christmas Time, Getting High on Greenish Slime. … Read moreReality
Even Doctor’s are my Friend, For my Health I can Depend. But I have a Bone to Pick, A Nice Way – Will Be the Trick. Exam Rooms are Like a Cell, Just Can’t say that They are Swell. Ushered in then Close the Door, Wait from There – Sometimes a Chore. Magazines with Turned … Read moreMy Proposed Changes to a Doc’s Exam Room
Met this Bunny at the Mall. End of Story? Not at All. Our Discussion – Got the Scoop, Not here For the Younger Group. He don’t Make the Eggs and Such, Not a One within His Touch. Not tied Down like Santa’s Year, Got no Elves or Foul Reindeer. Surfing, Sunning, Drinks with Fan, Dance … Read moreHere’s – “The Easter Bunny”
The China I Knew was Welcome and Warm, Friendships I made – Most Lucky to Form. Country was Lovely – the People were Kind, Relaxed and Serene was My State of Mind. Trip to get There was Dulling at Best, Twenty-Eight hours with Marginal Rest. Excited to Hear that Landing Sound, Finally Touched Down on … Read moreTime Spent – but Not Wasted – in China
What I see Is just No Good, Sex around Our Neighborhood. Going at It Day and Night, Have to Say it Just ain’t Right. Have no Problem with Flirtation, But Please practice Moderation. If you Want to Procreate, Take some Time to Find your Mate. Orgies are Affecting Others, So If I could Have my … Read moreThere’s a Copious Amount of Sex in Our Neighborhood
TikTok – Deadlock, Some Call it a Crock. Congress wants to Truly Knock, Half the US off this Rock! Who am I to Really Squawk, I don’t Use It – What a Shock! It just Seems like Double Talk, With World Problems ‘Round the Clock. Free Speech is Our Prime Bedrock, These the Rights They’re … Read moreTikTok