A Rhyme by Bob

I propose “a” grand solution, to the cause of air pollution. Genius here – I make no bones, just feed nose hairs growth hormones. Until now they’ve had no voice, certainly you’ll cheer my choice. Quietly they do their job, yet sometimes caught in booger glob. Long enough to cause abatement, but still make a … Read moreMy Solution to Air Polution

  A gourmet cook I am not, but in one place I have a slot. Whip the batter everywhere, using basic kitchenware. Create faces on the plate, her smiles for me encapsulate, the reasons why I love her so, hope these pancakes let her know.

Some think a “Celebrity,” has it over you and me. Fame and fortune – happiness, is it true or just a guess? From my years of seven-one, reality just cannot outrun, whether they are young or old, still can catch the “Common Cold.”

Expectations are like clean sheets, fresh and nice for body treats. If you left them on a year, lost appeal and that is clear. Tomorrow we will start anew, be aware but don’t feel blue. If it don’t turn out so dandy, always keep the “Washer” handy.

Early Bird or a Night Owl,       catching worms or on the prowl. When’s one begin – the other end? a set time you recommend? One of life’s burning questions, a compromise among suggestions. In that time that’s kind of blurred, Folks might be a “Nigly Owlird,”

As my teeth are failing me, engineering I can see, could have been a bit more smart, wish God had asked me at the start. There were sure solution gaps, teeth that should have come with snaps. Pop the spares out of an ear, push your nose and they appear. Wear them proud around your … Read moreTeeth

As my age and ailments mount, take more pills than I can count. And when all is said and done – can’t pronounce a single one. I have lists with me I take, so I don’t make a mistake, if I’m asked to name the pills, that I take for all my ills. For those … Read moreA suggestion for Pharmaceutical Companies

Anytime that gum is sold, I propose a move that’s bold. Take a swab before we pay, to get the “Chewer’s DNA.” Place it in a data base – discarded gum we can now trace. Step on it in blinding heat, flattens out while on the street. If it makes it to our pad, goes … Read moreA Chewing Gum Database

Seems I see countless Physicians, with my age it’s more conditions, and each time they say, “Hey Stud – need some more – your aging Blood.” Appears to me – without a doubt, they just can’t wait to take more out. Where’s the stuff that goes unused – for what I think – might be … Read morePhysicians & Vampires

Humpty Dumpty had a fall, sitting high upon a wall. Couldn’t put him back again, not with horses or with men. Happened by a laundry mat, secret film caught all the splat. Cleaned it up with mops and brooms, nothing left but stubborn fumes. That was fake – so here’s the truth, presented by this … Read moreHumpty Dumpty – A Fake Story