A Rhyme by Bob

In our house I do the laundry, some might feel I’ve crossed a boundary? Even iron ‘cause I can, Modern or a Lesser Man? Biggest battles are with socks, leads me to internal talks. In nice pairs into the hamper, then from there they seem to scamper. Tried mesh bags but went nowhere, when tangled … Read moreMy Battle with Socks

Marriage is a compromise, fifty years – gotten wise. Advice to all – a friendly chat, let Spouse control the Thermostat. Sometimes cold – sometimes hot, it’s just right – not a lot. This assistance – worth a ton, part of Marriage One – O – One.

If I had a Billion Dollars, I would Idle way the Hours, on my Large and Lavish Boat, near my Island with a Moat. Or I could give this a Try, piling Pennies to the Sky. Just like Giant and a Jack, “Bobby and the Penny Stack.”

If I had Designed the Head, a different Brain I’d have Instead. One that shoved the Clutter Out, great Idea without a Doubt. Memory that never Ends, parting Words, “Let’s Just Be Friends.” Whole Cake eaten Yesterday, unless Ice Cream got in the Way. Those who just might Rant with Rage, I’m only in the … Read moreA new Design for the Head

Think I’ll hit the Snooze Alarm, five more Minutes – what’s the Harm? Make the Bed or let it Go, now Decisions start to Grow. Toilet Roll has just Run Out, you just want to Scream and Shout. Make your Mind up fast – Chop Chop, pull from Bottom or the Top? Take a Shower … Read moreWorkday Mornings!!!!

Size counts in Yachts if you have the Money, same goes for Hives if you have the Honey, certainly Elephants come into Play, when pricing Tuna – how much do they Weigh. If playing the Field and searching a Mate, be checking for Size while starting to Date. See what they Got – how Large … Read moreSize Matters

As I Look into the Mirror, experience a Sudden Furor. Question that I can’t Ignore, what the Heck are Eyebrows For? What if They were Never There, would We Know or Really Care? Could we Create Better Places, If we Stuck there Happy Faces.

If I’d Gather Rhyming Words, Give them to a Flock of Birds. Together we Would create Birth, by Planting Words around the Earth. Perhaps from help of Buzzing Bees, The World would sprout up Rhyming Trees. Folklore we’d create Indeed, the Saga – Bobby Rhymingseed.

“Excess” is in one’s perception, my case there is one exception. There’s no limit I allot, when it comes to “Cho-Co-Lot.” Pour it on my cereal, take it for bacterial. Drink it hot or drink it cold, smoke it flat or smoke it rolled. Use it for deodorant, apply to hair as colorant. Serve it … Read moreCho-Co-Lot

Seems that an eventful night, led to what might be insight. Here I offer my summation, we’ve been streamin’ since creation. Dreams “stream” in while we’re asleep, to our minds they surely creep. Netflix can’t begin to match, that which in our brains we hatch. From Super Hero to Scaredy Cat, just like falling in … Read moreNatural Streamin’