A Rhyme by Bob

Confession that’s a Long time Coming, at my Age somewhat Mind Numbing. In my Youth was not Precocious, as my Spelling was Atrocious Through the Years it’s not Improved, no Matter what I Tried or Dooed. Throughout school that Trait was Deaf, never Gained more than an “F.” Now have Spell Check – what a … Read moreI can’t Spell!!!!!!!

Fire Hydrants just sit There, Tough and Strong but have no Flair. Afternoon or in the Morning, Exceptions, sure, but mainly Boring. Arm the Kids with Paint and Brush, have some Fun – “Kiddie Lush.” Multicolored bright Designs, Polka Dots to Wavy Lines. Show all what Creation Means, make into Snow Cone Machines. Get the … Read moreHydrant Heroes

Seven Earth Like Planets Found, theories If there’s Life Abound. While we’re making Such a Fuss, are “They” looking Back at US? From Out There what do they See? Do they Watch late night TV? Do they Watch us at our Best? Do they Watch us getting Dressed? Imitation – Flattery, maybe Loyal Devotee? What … Read more7 New Earth Like Planets Discovered

I still Like to Get up Early, some Might call me Kind of Squirrely Then I Do my Exercise, read Somewhere that Makes me Wise. While I sweat I watch TV, catch the News to some Degree. Products hawked are quite Diverse, of your Funds they hope Disperse. Flashlights that Beam to the Moon, pillow … Read morePersonal Sex Lubricants

The house we Live in is quite “Old,” it’s latest Saga I Unfold. Reality, at times, is Bleak, as “Aging Us” – Pipes start to Leak. This time ‘Twas the Kitchen Sink, basement Water in a Blink. Called the Plumber – came at Noon, my poor Wallet – not Immune. I stayed Close but did … Read moreThe Plumber

The Balls – a Farming Family, lots of Land without a Tree. The family Almost going Broke, until their Young son Harry spoke, “Our land is Meant for fruit to Grow, and then the Benefits we’ll Sew.” plus He added this I Swear, “Grow a Pear and build from There.” Now they’re Known as Super … Read moreThe Balls Family

Lost some Teeth along the Way, quite a Few I’d have to Say. Got my Fake ones just Today, ready for New Foods to Slay. Got, again, Full Set of Teeth, on Top and Underneath. Got ones Now for those I’ve Lost, yet to Know if Worth the Cost. What I’m Missing – Snap them … Read moreMy Store Bought Teeth

See the Ducks all in a Row, the “Real Story” you should Know. A symbol that they “Do” have Starch, “Really” is a Protest March. Lower taxes – Better schools? Equal “All Ducks” hiring Rules? Here to Tell the Real Reason, Immunity at Hunting Season.

Do you Long to do Unmasking, Those who Taste food without Asking? Folks that really Alienate, Souls that Take food Off your Plate! Slapping Hands – Scolding Words, punishment That’s for the Birds. Ensure their Tasting won’t Repeat, Encase their Hands in Thick Concrete.

Pee in the Pools – Pee in the Showers, Can mess up your Day – Damage your Flowers. Ashamed to Admit in this Epilogue, with Enough Beers can Pee like a Dog. A Natural Function of God’s own Design, If given the Task – it Wouldn’t be Mine. A simple Solution would be my Cure, … Read moreTinkle