A Rhyme by Bob
I Love Bloopers
Outlet Stores are Good for All, sometimes Better than a Mall. Mouth and Tummy smile all Overs, when we Head to Russell Stovers. Marshmallow Eggs are Ecstasy, search Them out my Destiny. Gooey, Oooey, Sinful Center, Chocolate Coating the Tormentor. I Love Bloopers – call me Cheap, taste the Same as Those they Keep. Secrets … Read moreI Love Bloopers
I can’t Even tie my Uneven Shoes
I can’t ‘Even’ tie my ‘Uneven’ Shoes, it Might be Considered a Song of the Blues. but it is a Line that Stuck in the Head, while Waking from Dreams in my Comfy Bed. It also Involved importing a Car, from Russia no Less and Better by Far. I have No Idea what this All … Read moreI can’t Even tie my Uneven Shoes
Aging
Met an Old Friend – not Seen in a While, looked Kind of the Same – even his Smile. The Changes in him Seemed rather Dire, reminded me Some of a Traveled Car Tire. The Time that Elapsed – about Fifty Years, with Plenty of Memories and Numerous Beers. His shape was the Same – … Read moreAging
My Granddaughter’s Plan
Went Shopping with Grandpa – Was really Fun, When Time to go Shopping – he Is the best One. Found lots while Out – this Beautiful Day, Best Thing about It – Not having to Pay. A Trick that I’ve Learned while still Very Small, stay close to Grandpa – he Buys it All. Got … Read moreMy Granddaughter’s Plan
How to Cheat Death
Want to Hold Off the Grim Reaper? Here’s Advice that is a Keeper. Situation Birthing It, all my Suits no longer Fit. Wore one Almost every Day, in my World that was the Way. Since I left the Hustle-Bustle, ‘round my Waist I’ve grown more Muscle. Death, for sure, Can’t be Addressed, If not look … Read moreHow to Cheat Death