A Cause

Everybody needs a Cause, to get Behind with some Applause. Raise those Banners – wave those Signs, don’t Set it Out on “Thee” Sidelines. I’ve thought it Out and here’s my Stand, I give you Choice of either Hand. If you’re Out or just at Home, join my Cause – I’m so Alone. Reach for … Read moreA Cause

The Simple Cure

Millions spent to Find a Cure, ills that Make our Life Unsure. Pitch the Drugs that others Guard, the Simple Cure is in my Yard. Whenever We are In a Drought, my Weeds quickly Start to Sprout. Dig Them – spray Them – even Swear, but They still grow Everywhere! Throw out Test Tubes – … Read moreThe Simple Cure

Fried Egg Sandwich

Fried Egg Sandwich – I can Cook, Don’t need no Darn Cooking Book. Crack the Egg – Scrap the Shell, Break the Yolk – Doing Well. One Egg – Two Eggs – Three Eggs – More? Got the Space – Why not Four? Lots of Pepper and Some Salt, Get too Much – Not my … Read moreFried Egg Sandwich

Mini Me

Each Morn in the Dungeon it Always greets Me, this Plastered Monster – My own “Mini Me.” Unfortunately this Was no Sexual Spree, but Project she Did for her Master’s Degree. I did not Ask – just Did what was Told, no way could I Know was ‘Bout to Unfold. First bought the Vaseline – … Read moreMini Me

Doing Nothing

Some think me a Lazy Slob, turn into a Big Fat Blob. But I’m really in my Prime, Doing Nothing with my Time. It takes Lots of Energy, to be Deemed as Slovenly, and Become the Addressee, “Best of Nothing Nominee.” Hear Them say, “Don’t Waste It Man,” you can Rest in Death’s Long Span. … Read moreDoing Nothing

Snow and a Chocolate Sundae

Snow ‘round here been Scarce this Year, why it Chose to Reappear, maybe just the Slightest Crime, edging Daylight Savings Time. Snow is Like a Chocolate Sundae, best Before it starts its One Way, Path into a brown Regress, Melting to an Ugly Mess.

Select your Face

It would Sure be Nature’s Grace, as we Grew could Pick the Face, any Stage without no Strife, we could Keep throughout our Life. If there’s Nothing that we Liked, no Look in triumph we could Spike, only Fair that we Not Fetter, Select a Face that we like Better.

Sunshine Blizzards

News Alerts ‘bout “Sunshine Blizzards,” far more Rare than Ten Toned Lizards. If it Don’t got Wind and Snow, seems They don’t want You to Know? Breaking News from “Weather Bob,” always Here to do His Job, “Sunshine Blizzards” on Their Way, just Might Not appear Today.

The Proud Dispatcher

My time on Earth in Seventy Ones, B.S. experienced In the Tons, If there was a Measured Way, could Fill up Trucks just from Today. Wish I had a B.S. Catcher, then I’d be the “Proud Dispatcher,” Environmentalists would Drool, for my “Super” B.S. Fuel.

My Sleep Invention

Start with Tanks strapped to my Back, beaucoup Sleep stuffed in the Pack. Might expand this Enterprise, “Get your ZZZ’s with Open Eyes.” Stay awake for Twenty-Four, much More Life one could Explore. When get Tired – Sort of Weak, Open Tanks – Shot of Sleep. Don’t need Famous – Rich is Nice, R&D – … Read moreMy Sleep Invention