A Rhyme by Bob

Like the News to Know what’s Up, so I’m not a Clueless Schlup. Heard the Term on Early News, at a Time with Not much Views. The Anchor said It to Demean, a Member of the Pres’ Team. But my Brain changed It a Bit, to What’s occurred or ‘Bout to Hit. As for “Clumsy … Read moreClumsy Clean-up Job

Double Chin – don’t Chagrin, see the Company that you’re In. Alex Baldwin – Michael Moore, Donald Trump adds To the Score. Mine is Growing Sun to Moon, Expanding like some Big Balloon. Suck it Up – Don’t get the Knife, seems It’s part of Living Life. So just Take it On the Chin, you … Read moreDouble Chin

Immature Rhymes with Manure, at Least in my Mind that’s for Sure. Temper Tantrums – Stomping Feet, Young or Old or In-beTweet. Just Ignore and Walk Away, or Cave In and Get their Way? The Simple Answer to this Crap, a Blanket, Bottle, and a Nap!

WORDS – they Make the World go ‘round, written Down or Made of Sound. Language is a Party Pooper, if Understood that would be Super! Though I Know I’m Just a Minion, no one Asked for my Opinion. Converse with All around our Globe, if Came with a Translation Lobe. Got four Now – why … Read moreWORDS

Those who’ve Passed a Certain Age, might Remember Roadside Rage. Not the Kind that Made you Mad, now they’re Gone and It’s just Sad. Well before the Internet, was their Talent – Yes you Bet. Rhyming with a Sense of Humor, for Everyone – Not just Consumer. Driving down a Two-lane Road, filled with Boredom … Read moreBurma Shave Signs

Granddaughter means the World to Me, to Share this Photo – What I See, a Shot in Time to some Degree, perhaps a Glimpse what She will be, Black Light now like a Shade Tree, beyond her Years the Look is Key, God and Fate with Oversee, I’ll stand with Her – I Guarantee!

Villain’s went to Outer Space, to drop Old Superman in Place. For Me don’t Need to Go so Far, just let Me near a Chocolate Bar. Lose all Control – Weak in the Knees, like Hair Cut for old Hercules. Eyes they Bulge out Of my Head, this is Heaven – must be Dead. Chocolate … Read moreMy Kryptonite

Seems High Crimes and Misdemeanors, “MIGHT” bring down Unlawful Leaders? Then there Are the Average Joe’s, where Guilt just Oozes Head to Toe’s. Punishment should be Severe, and Future Wrath most surely Fear. Think twice What happened in the Past, and Stop this Practice – First and Last. Can’t blame It on that “Little Elf,” … Read moreHigh Crimes & Misdomeanors

Went Shoe Shopping with my Mate, did so Freely – not a Date. Still felt Manly – had no Fears, I’ve been Doing it for Years. As I View the Shoes Galore, wonder ‘Bout the many More, thar in Stores around the Earth, If my Thoughts have any Worth? What if Place them End to … Read moreShoe Shopping

Some folks Just might Call me Crazy, hopefully Not known as Lazy. Sitting down Can be Relaxing, Spinning Butts is rather Taxing. My calm Face just a Veneer, Time and Space – they Disappear. Worries in my Life are Gone, I’m just Focused hanging On. Was too Young to ride Alone, Volunteered – so why … Read moreSpinning Butts