A Rhyme by Bob

A “Mentor” be a Trusted Teacher, “Tormentor” a Nasty Creature. Hero might be One who “Led,” Coward might be One who “Fled.” Why did Someone “Act” that Way, until the “Facts” it’s hard to Say? “It” appears to Me in Bits, that Song was One of 60’s “Hits.” A “Rat” can Ruin any Date, until … Read moreAh – just a Few Letters Difference

Longer than Some – Not as Long as Others, best to Refrain if had my Druthers. Pencils, Worms, and even Boards, Roads, Skirts, Extension Cords. Never challenge What you can’t Win, to Be the Longest is Not a Sin. Humble on And not Abuse, Time and Place when to Use.  

I am Not the First who Questions, Meaning of English Expressions???? If you Keep an “Open Mind,” Brains fall Out and Hard to Find. “Penny for Your Thoughts” seems Light, “Two Cents Worth” reply is Slight. Why do People yell “Heads Up,” when Mostly they Want you to Duck? “Win Hands Down” or Loose Hands … Read moreEnglish Expressions????

Sing the Blues when You’re low Down, no Smiles there – just Wear a Frown. Sing the Reds when Got Desire, Hotter than a Telephone Wire. Orange Songs when feel Creative, New Ideas and Innovative, Sing of Yellow when you’re Happy, show That you’re Not feeling Crappy. Sing of Green when Feel the Money, Dance … Read moreSing in Colors

Rhyme with Only the last Word, Time the First word is now Heard. From the first Thought in my Head, Come the last Rhymes in my Bed. Ain’t my Crack at being Clever, Paint it That way Would be Never. Time and Reason don’t Compel, I’m the “Grateful Rhyme Rebel.”

“My Bad” quip – What does it Mean? Major, Minor, In-between? “My Bad” hands – “My Bad” toes, “My Bad” hair Juts from my Nose. “My Bad” cow – “My Bad” duck, “My Bad” time with Lotto Luck. “My Bad” grass – “My Bad” deck, “My Bad” bounce with “My Bad” check. “My Bad” clothes … Read moreMy Bad

The Pits to Face Reality, what Might be in Store for me. To keep Me from the Undertaker, might Install a darn Pacemaker. If I have to Get this Thing, might as Well come with Bling. it’s my Opinion in these Talks, Just install a small Boombox Rock is Used to Speed the Heart, Jazz … Read moreA Pacemaker?

Cindy Crawford’s Fifty-one, She and Pepsi’s not Undone. Super Bowls – forgot who Met, Great Commercials not Forget. Last one Made me Change my Drink, New one Sure – What do you Think? Watch her Now – you Bet I Can, I’ve got Eyes like any Man. When she Reaches my Plateau, be Ninety-three Don’t … Read moreCindy Crawford

If we were Moles and Lived in Holes, we Could set the Earth’s Controls. No Pollution – Global Warming, Oceans Rising – Weather Storming. Wastelands, Glaciers – all in Use, Room for All so no Abuse. Minor changes Would not Hurt, have To be Some Flavored Dirt. Ice Cream, Pizza, and French Fries, Burgers, Hot … Read moreWe should have been Moles

Things you should Shut Down: Toilet Bowl that Overflows, Snot that’s Dripping from you Nose. Lights whenever Leave a Room, Bathroom Door to halt the Fume. Phones though Left to some Debate, so Pets don’t Roam – the Backyard Gate. Eyelids so That you can Sleep, Tunes so Hearing you will Keep. Things you should … Read moreWhat you should Shut Down – What you should not Shut Down