A Rhyme by Bob

Chose the Latter for my Ladder, You might ask Why does that Matter? so I don’t Release my Bladder, when I’d fall I’d surely Splatter.

Rubik’s Cubes have Got me Puzzled, years of Patience – Brain still Muzzled. Juggling, One Hand, Covered Eyes, Others solve is No Surprise. For my Future can be Sure, Honestly – my Answer Pure. Be no Mental Acrobat, even With a “Rubik’s Flat.”

Had Myself a Gummy Bear, then I Lost it – Don’t know Where? Nothing out There to Prepare, for that Loss – It’s so Unfair. I was In such Deep Despair, there Was nothing to Repair, what I Felt was so Unfair, Challenging my Own Welfare. So I sought my Favorite Chair, Fell to Sleep … Read moreI lost my Gummy Bear

Have you Ever just to Please, tried to Stifle a Big Sneeze. Hold your Nose – Water your Eyes, Plugged up Ears, which Is not Wise. I have Lived past Seven-two, Experience screams a Redo. can’t go Back though that’d be Nice, So I offer this Advice. At a Meeting or a Bar, take a … Read moreSneeze Power

It’s the Place he Likes to Roam, ‘cause it’s Heaven and his Home. God does Things at Times up There, that Falls on Us and Everywhere. If he Suffers from a Cold, Humidifier’s in the Fold. Coming down With little Sizzle, Dreary Days with pesky Drizzle. Turning Sprinklers on his Lawn, from the Night ‘til … Read moreUnintended Consequence

Let’s Arm Everyone – Shoot ‘Em, Rifle, Pistol, Gun – Shoot ‘Em. Take the Guns Away – Shoot ‘Em, Amendment Use And Say – Shoot ‘Em. Got Your Order Wrong – Shoot ‘Em, One You Think Strong – Shoot ‘Em. If They Cut In Line – Shoot ‘Em, When They Spill Their Wine – Shoot … Read moreShoot ‘Em

Woke up Laughing in the Night, “Greatest” Rhyme that I could Write. It was Prime beyond the Pale, all who Read would Howl and Wail. Rain was Falling on my Roof, Nice and Cozy was my Proof. Rhyme so Strong could not Forget, stay Put, for Now, was my Mindset. Minutes turned to Hours then, … Read moreWhat might have Been

Is there a Way – All get Together, Rain or Shine or in any Weather. Let’s decide if There’s a Way, to Create a “One Word Day.” Speak it Out – Put it on Signs, Write on Shirts – even Behinds. Any Language that your Choose, just No Way that We can Lose. No Concern … Read moreA One Word Day

I can Barely spell my Name, Front or Back it’s Still the Same. Could not Write a Book Review, if a Year or Two to Do. What I see as Poetry, Still a Mystery to Me. Punctuation – what is That, in my Mind it’s just Combat. While Ago I took a Chance, Some might … Read moreThanks

What if We were all Mind Readers, turn our Brains to Info Eaters. With this Gift there’s Problems Sure, work them Out and We’ll Endure. If we’re Walking in A Crowd, reading Minds could get Too Loud. We’d have Something we Now Lack, small Antenna’s in Our Back. Could direct To one’s We Want, to … Read moreWhat if We are All Mind Readers?