A Rhyme by Bob

Got my Green Vest from Girl Scouts, could join Boy Scouts there’s no Doubts. Like it Better in my Troop, Yucky Boys aren’t in our Group.

Might be Grapes – Bananas too, anything You just might Chew. Any Berries that you Choose, what You pick You might Bruise. Some are Good – Some are Bad, Some Might throw Away I’d Add. There are Some that Just plain Smell, so There goes my Rhymes as Well.

My “Guy Genes” got lost Somewhere, questions if I have a Pair? Was not One to Work on Cars, engines Seemed like Built on Mars. DAD – “The Home Improvement Don,” could have Built the Parthenon. On my Hide he’d Liked to Wail, could Not pound Down a Straight Nail. Cardboard Kitchen – up All … Read moreMechanically Challenged

I am Not with Child – No special Tags, nor Fancy car with Immunity Flags. Not very Handy though Capped in some Ways, takes Me more Time getting Places these Days. The sign I am Searching though Not found it Yet, If you Could find One I’d be In your Debt. That one Parking Spot … Read moreIn search of:

Capitalization and the Rules, never Took in All my Schools. Tried to Learn but Had to Quit, hard Enough just Spelling It! So my Style at Seven-Two, to Justify now What I do. It for Not a Rhyme or Reason, even If it’s English Treason.  

Channel Surfers – a Lost Breed? Gadgets now – What’s the Need? Proudly state That I am One, Networks sure do Spoil the Fun. Commercials pay For what I View, still Don’t like Them – Nothing New. One comes On – I grab my Panel, Another’s on the Other Channel! So I Guess I’ve had … Read moreThe Channel Surfers Antitrust

Watch what you Do and what you Say, for Things could Turn the Other Way. Actions might soon Become Turds, be Thoughtful how You use Your Words.

A Pen is something you can Use, so Pick your Times and don’t Abuse. Best to Keep it a Recluse, save your Ink or You might Loose. Write at Will and Mind your Biz, Appreciate where your Pen is.  

I don’t Golf but That don’t Matter, got Ideas like the Mad Hatter. Genetics here Would be the Key, Gift to Golfers would be Free. Take the Best from All the Fish, collect Them in a Petri Dish. Here the Magic I Release, to Create my Masterpiece. Place in Hazards that are Wet, ain’t no … Read moreGolfing Fish

The Alpha Male rules the Pack, ain’t No One who Gives him Flack. But they Might not Always Win, one Example I begin. ‘bout four thousand Year Ago, there Ruled a King so In the Know. Name of Alpha – It’s no Lie, believed He was a Super Guy. Some who Served him At his … Read moreAlpha – the King