Should Politicians be Dismissed? That’s the Question in our Midst. Surrounds the Query Number One, Why don’t Seem to Get much Done? Do they All deserve our Scorn, To the Oath that They have Sworn? Glaring Problem that is Clear, Only Work ‘bout Half a Year. Then the Fact of Constant Grid, Pat their Backs … Read morePoliticians – My Solution
“You deserve Better” – “I need my Space,” Whether in Texting or to Your Face. “I need a Break” – “Let’s just be Friends,” No matter the Reason – It’s how it then Ends. Yes, I’ve been Dumped – Many a Times, Now I Confess – just One in My Rhymes. Happened In College – … Read moreHave you Ever been Dumped?
Seniors take It in the Shorts, Falling Dollar – Unsightly Warts. Sagging Skin – Waning Brains, Isolation – Aches and Pains. When One hits a Certain Age, Rewards for that Tender Stage. Senior Discounts they are Fine, But need More to Intertwine. Let’s bring Back those Trading Stamps, Just for Grandma and for Gramps. But … Read moreBring back Green Stamps – Just for Seniors
Went to School with Dick and Jane, Friends of Not my Choice. Went with Them from Page to Page, Never heard their Voice. Then they Were quite Obsolete, Put Out to Pastures Green. Been with Us for many Years, A Gesture oh so Mean. Jane became a Prostitute, Taking it in Stride. Dick became her … Read moreThe Astonishing Journey of Dick and Jane
I don’t Have the “Joking Gene”, Was Left Out and Kind of Mean. Hear a Joke and Split a Gut, Can’t Re-Tell to Save my Butt. Riddle, Knock-Knock, or a Rhyme, Forget All in Record Time. Punch lines Linger all Alone, Lead-ins Under a Tombstone. Wish I was the Witty One, Comedian and Next to … Read moreThe Joking Gene
Took a Peek – Case Humans There, Constantly People Aware. I’ve been Waiting here for Hours, For a Chance at Grandma’s Flowers. Next “Tipped Hoofed” for Better Look, Always follow the “Deer Book.” They look Scrumptious – What a Treat, Can’t decide which First to Eat. Hosta’s, Tulips, and Sun Flowers, I could Snack on … Read moreOur Backyard Pirate
Want to Be Noncommittal? Straddle Fences – Gain Acquittal? Answer All with just “No-es,” My Word rhyming with Finesse No need For the Fifth Amendment, It will Mark your True Intendment, Neither “Yes” – Neither “No,” Honest is Not Apropos. Use the Word as You see Fit, Confidence It will Emit. When in Doubt you … Read more“No-es”
Intestines Were an Afterthought, R&D – Not a Lot. Time for Testing way too Short, Not Enough of Tech Support. God made Things like Trees and Flowers, On those Smells – He worked for Hours. Perfume on a Sunny Day, Know He made it Be that Way. Intentions for what’s Passed from Us, Smell’s supposed … Read moreOur Intestines
Who’s “mailer-daemon” – Just Like to Know, Returning my Words from Where they Should Go. Not Nice in the Least – Just Turns them Around, No Reason is Given – Just Rude and Shut Down. No, “You might Try This” – “You might Try that,” Rather quite Rude – Being a Brat! If met Face to … Read moreMail Delivery Subsystem