Does it Throw things Out of Whack, If Old Guys like “Nickelback?” Name came from some Change for Jack, Buddy “Here’s your Nickel Back.” Songs They Sing will cause no Tumor, One Above shows Sense of Humor. Listen loudly as I Travel, Singer’s Voice that’s Filled with Gravel. Seems that They have many Critics, Not … Read moreOld Rockstar – that’s My Dream
Penny the Pear lived High in a Tree, Organic She was – a True Pedigree. Peggy the Peach lived Wild by the Road, Struggled in Life – Hoped not to Erode. Penny looked Down at Peggy Afar, A Peasant you Are while I am a Star. Peggy worked Hard to live Day to Day, Penny … Read moreThe Story of Peggy & Penny
The first Monday in September, American Workers we Remember. When it Started – Some have Wondered, Consensus seems – late Eighteen Hundred. For that Day – a Dividend, Extending to a Long Weekend. Parades and Parties – they Abound, Good Time spreading All-around. But there Is that “Other Labor,” Our beginning – that Behavior. Not … Read moreCelebrating that “Other Labor” on Labor Day
Football Season – Resurrected, Screams or Sorrow now Detected. Whether Fact or Pure Folklore, What did People watch Before? Snake Head Butting in the Garden, Dino Stomping – Beg your Pardon. Or Mud Wrestling by the Cave, Boulder Dodging for the Brave. Then there Is the Old Standby, Gladiators fight to Die. Next might be … Read moreWhat was Football Season like – before Football?
Should Politicians be Dismissed? That’s the Question in our Midst. Surrounds the Query Number One, Why don’t Seem to Get much Done? Do they All deserve our Scorn, To the Oath that They have Sworn? Glaring Problem that is Clear, Only Work ‘bout Half a Year. Then the Fact of Constant Grid, Pat their Backs … Read morePoliticians – My Solution
“You deserve Better” – “I need my Space,” Whether in Texting or to Your Face. “I need a Break” – “Let’s just be Friends,” No matter the Reason – It’s how it then Ends. Yes, I’ve been Dumped – Many a Times, Now I Confess – just One in My Rhymes. Happened In College – … Read moreHave you Ever been Dumped?
Seniors take It in the Shorts, Falling Dollar – Unsightly Warts. Sagging Skin – Waning Brains, Isolation – Aches and Pains. When One hits a Certain Age, Rewards for that Tender Stage. Senior Discounts they are Fine, But need More to Intertwine. Let’s bring Back those Trading Stamps, Just for Grandma and for Gramps. But … Read moreBring back Green Stamps – Just for Seniors
Went to School with Dick and Jane, Friends of Not my Choice. Went with Them from Page to Page, Never heard their Voice. Then they Were quite Obsolete, Put Out to Pastures Green. Been with Us for many Years, A Gesture oh so Mean. Jane became a Prostitute, Taking it in Stride. Dick became her … Read moreThe Astonishing Journey of Dick and Jane
I don’t Have the “Joking Gene”, Was Left Out and Kind of Mean. Hear a Joke and Split a Gut, Can’t Re-Tell to Save my Butt. Riddle, Knock-Knock, or a Rhyme, Forget All in Record Time. Punch lines Linger all Alone, Lead-ins Under a Tombstone. Wish I was the Witty One, Comedian and Next to … Read moreThe Joking Gene
Took a Peek – Case Humans There, Constantly People Aware. I’ve been Waiting here for Hours, For a Chance at Grandma’s Flowers. Next “Tipped Hoofed” for Better Look, Always follow the “Deer Book.” They look Scrumptious – What a Treat, Can’t decide which First to Eat. Hosta’s, Tulips, and Sun Flowers, I could Snack on … Read moreOur Backyard Pirate