A Rhyme by Bob

New words Show up Year to Year, Dictionaries growth is Clear. Evolving Lingo of Today, Can’t Keep up To my Dismay. Slang to Tech to Culinary, Beginnings wide – the More the Merry. With Internet in Which to Look, No need for a Great Big Book. Before suggestions Start to Cease, Offer Title to this … Read moreThe Definition of “Picnoseing”

Bags can be Great – Even a Fad, many a Bag over Lifetime I’ve Had. Bowling, Laptop, Grocery Sack, Duffel, Shoulder, Pack on the Back. Bags just for Christmas, Parties, and Such, those for your Camera – those you just Clutch. And there’s the Fanny and For the Beach, Paper to Plastic to Leather we … Read moreThe Bag God

Blow your Own Horn – Audience One? What is the Outcome when You are Done? Furious Sounds – Comforting Noise? Erratic Behavior – Delivered with Poise? Bodily Functions located South? Total B.S. that Flows from the Mouth? Different to Some – Others Acclaim, When it Arises is One and the Same.   

Women are Seeking Men over Fifty, sounds Like a Plan and Kind of Nifty. Must be a Fact because It is Shown, computer Ads and On my Phone. Who are these Women and What do they Want, if Caveats there – Place into Font. What are the Duties – What are the Tasks, this Golden … Read moreWomen are Seeking Men over Fifty

Used to Party way past Dawn, seems those Days are So long Gone. Fun began Much after Ten, now in Slumber before Then. Looking back Was quite Insane, caution Was not In my Brain. Then I was a Nighttime Rover, sure Don’t miss Morning’s Hangover.  

Spine or Not within the Frame, when It comes to Take the Blame. Are they One and Both the Same, or Diversion is the Game? Coward is Perhaps the Flame, though the Meaning rather Lame. Might just Be your lasting Fame, and forever Tarnished Name.

Does Santa Claus take Returns? Unanswered question in me Burns. On the Housetops where he Breaks, Surely there Will be Mistakes. Wrong Toy, Sizes, or just Color, Vast Complaints – Some will Holler. No Gift Receipt or even Scroll, Send Them back To the North Pole? Can’t be the Only one Who’s Stumped, if Is … Read moreDoes Santa Claus take Returns?

Just look Cute and I get Things, Adorable with slightest Strings. I am Spoiled I have to Say, Trained them Both to Act this Way. Don’t do Much but must Admit, The Photos get To me a Bit. Whether Sleeping or Awake, Those darn Pictures they must Take. Funny Hats or In a Sled, Dopey … Read moreJust look Cute

Buy some Cheese – Get some Water, take Together – You have Chater. Fills you Up – Cleans you Out, makes You want to Jump and Shout. Cheddar, Gouda, or Cheese Whiz, so you’re Questioned – Ain’t their Biz. Faucet, Bottle, even Hose, if Don’t tell Them – No one Knows. Just pick Two – … Read moreThe Chater Diet

My Memory might Be the Key,how Long I last To some Degree,if Still have the Energy,composing Words so Cleverly,without There being Jeopardy,of Needing a Dispensary,fighting an Infirmary,truly No way to Foresee,really No sure Guarantee,even if Hyperbole,the possible Reality,my Mind might End up Absentee.