A Rhyme by Bob

Insul-Man, Insul-Man, becoming Him was Not my Plan. Kitchen Drain – Backed up Sink, Plumber fixed It in a Wink. Had to Check the Basement Pipes, professional – You know the Types. Mentioned needed Insulation, Insul-Man was the Causation. My wife Heard it And with Glee, she Assigned the Job to Me. Mr. Fixit I … Read moreInsul-Man, Insul-Man

Maybe it Is only Me, Drive-thru Strife is What I see. Drinks or Food or Banking Lane, actions Seem to be the Same. Minute that You get in Line, manners Starting to Decline. Inch Worm crawl Could not be Bleaker, getting To the Order Speaker. Garbled voice That talks to You, volume High or Barely … Read moreDrive-thru Strife

First name Michael – Last name Smith, most in U.S. that Named With. Is that Good – Is that Bad, those with It – Sad or Glad? Junior, Senior, or the Third, more to Total is Incurred. Different people – Still the Same, linked Together by a Name. Can get Lost within the Pack, or … Read moreFirst name Michael – Last name Smith

I’ve been Hitched for Fifty-two and Won’t tell You what to Do. Though I’ll give You some Advice, just Because I’m awful Nice. Young Folks whom I’m shooting For, yet Not being a Mentor. These days Maybe things have Changed, basics Have not Rearranged. If you’ve Got a Place to Go, perhaps Your Other doesn’t … Read moreDon’t Assume

Buzzwords seem To come and Go, the Current one Is all Aglow. Presentation to Deceive, questioning What some Believe. The one Who leads this Misdirection, truly Honed it to Perfection. Deliberate in their Attempt, to Lie to Us with such Contempt. “Gaslight” dates Back to a Flick, where Husband plans A nasty Trick. Wife to … Read moreGaslighting

Senior Discounts are sure Nice, items At a Lower Price. Is a Chance for One to Revel, age has Reached a certain Level. Also there’s a Sober Tone, certainly You’re not Alone. With the Discount they Engage, assuming That you Meet the Age.

Used to Travel here and There, U.S., Foreign, Everywhere. But no Matter where I Roam, the Best Part was Getting Home. No I’m Old and getting Wise, lost my Itch for Friendly Skies. Got fine Memories that will Last, of My once Adventurous Past. Glad to be Home more than Not, simple Pleasures now Allot. … Read moreClose to Home

FaceApp seems to Be the Rage, turns your Mug to any Age. I will Be no Enrollee, for this App is Lost on Me. If Older Look I want to Speed, bathroom mirror is All I Need. If younger Me I want to View, yellow Polaroid’s will Do. If my Kisser Russian’s Want, to Use … Read moreFaceApp & Me

Way back In my Younger Days, caught some Shows on AM Waves. Then we Got our first TV, many Things I had to See. Mom and Dad laid Down the Law, times and Shows of Which I Saw. Go outside and Play with Friends, persecution Never Ends. Was not Long we Made our Plan, conspiracy … Read moreWhen She has Kids of Her Own

Feeling better – Thanks a Lot! Even though I Got a Shot. Cat Poop’s still the Cat’s Meow, I still Crave it even Now. Did my Business Finally, A relief for Even Me, And ate Dog Food on My Own, Though prefer an Ice Cream Cone. Differ with You just a Bit, Diagnosis doesn’t Fit. … Read moreFrom Cupcake to her Vet