I’m Peach Hoodwink – The Man of Steel, and I am Truly a Very Big Deal! If you have Doubts and Disagree, Simple Solution just Come and Ask Me. Might Fib a Bit but Really don’t Lie, take It from Me – I’m not a Bad Guy. I Wheel and Deal – It’s what I’m … Read moreI’m Peach Hoodwink
CaTrick for Patrick – this Feline Chick, for Good Human Being – This is her Pick. Football don’t Matter – It’s only a Game, a Staunch Supporter – Regardless of Fame Patrick has CaTrick – Forever she’ll Stick outcome is Pointless – Isn’t that Slick? Continue to Watch and Purr out with Glee, if Someone … Read moreCaTrick for Patrick
Rhyming seems to Run my Life, not a Fan is my Wife. I don’t Have no Real Defenses, Unintended RhymingQuences. She asks For a Glass of Water, I bring Her our Red Fly Swatter. Got her That big Bag of Chips, not Her ordered Weather Strips. Suppose to Fix the Leaking Sink, I replaced the … Read moreUnintended RhymingQuences
Our ten-year old granddaughter tells me, and others, periodically that I am “slow.” I certainly can’t argue with her assessment; however, I am most grateful to still be able to “Amble Along” under my own power without the use of a walker or a cane. Yesterday, she said, “Grandpa – you sure are slow, but … Read moreSlow – but Not in the Head
There’s Dancer, Prancer, Donner, and Blitzen – the Elves, Mrs. Santa Claus too, who work hard all year – so Santa may bring – a wonderful Christmas to you. A workshop up North there’s Rudolph and friends, white snow, and a those presents they make, a new friend this year – whom I’ll tell you … Read moreSanta & “Chimney” the Dog
Elections and the Consequences, for All Folks and their Senses. Get the Thorns or the Roses, all Depends upon the Noses. Count them – Poll them – all she Wrote, final Tally in the Vote. Just show Up and Don’t hide, noses Come too For the Ride. Other noses That are Bad, try to Sway … Read moreIt’s the Noses – Stupid!
On my Way to DMV, Doubting Myself Victory. Hoping if Might be a Way, Sitting There less Than a Day. Paperwork is In my Hand, If correct That will be Grand. Shorter lines – Smiling Faces, Guess must Be in other Places? License for Yourself or Car, With their Staff don’t Want to Spar. Others … Read moreMy Trip to the DMV
Sat on a Bidet, (Bee + Day) and I have to Say, when I Hit the Spray, shrunk the Boys – but Hey, better Than to Play, with Them any Way, just to Make them Stay, in Their place when They, want To roam and Bay, when They’re in the Fray, underwear of Gray, pants … Read moreSat on a Bidet
Insul-Man, Insul-Man, becoming Him was Not my Plan. Kitchen Drain – Backed up Sink, Plumber fixed It in a Wink. Had to Check the Basement Pipes, professional – You know the Types. Mentioned needed Insulation, Insul-Man was the Causation. My wife Heard it And with Glee, she Assigned the Job to Me. Mr. Fixit I … Read moreInsul-Man, Insul-Man