A Rhyme by Bob

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do you, punk?” “Dirty Harry” the movie  “Dirty Harry” in a Flick, spoke these Words then Gun went Click. Been misquoted Over Time, here’s my Take within this Rhyme. Cooped Up, Restless, or Plain Pissed, Virus showed Us what we’ve Missed. “Phases” give … Read more‘Do I feel lucky?’

Have some Time now On my Hands, sitting Here with No set Plans. I’m productive Are my Claims, searching Unique Domain Names. On this Date when Wrote this Rhyme, they’re Available at this Time. The suggestions Given Here, all “Dot Com” still do Appear. “Up Yours” offered With a Twist, “Fingers the Proctologist.” “Stuff ‘Em … Read moreAll of This I give for Free!!!!

I remember Back in Twenty, really had Our problems Plenty. Virus came Here from Afar, happenings Were quite Bizarre. Originally, they Dismissed it, that’s when Truth crept in a Bit. Graphs and Charts on Daily Basis. certainly Was no Oasis. Things shut Down most Everywhere, that’s when Folks began to Care. Out of Work – … Read moreBack in Twenty

Since been In this Virus Scare, new Drugs pop up Everywhere. Names don’t Understand an Ounce, let Alone try to Pronounce. Flouting Prowess all they Want, I’ll now Take this Truthful Jaunt. Lay it on Symbolic Tables, how They come Up with the Labels. Start out With a Huge Dart Board, volunteers from Human Horde. … Read morePrescription Drug Names?????

You were Not Invited – You came On your Own, since you’ve Been here Your numbers have Grown. You came To the Coasts and Spread In from There, and Now you have Squatted about Everywhere! Since your Arrival most Things have Changed. our Daily lives Have been Rearranged. Don’t Come in Peace that’s Perfectly Clear, … Read moreYou were Not Invited

Bob the Bandit he does Roam, planning Stickups ‘round his Home Doesn’t need a Beast with Hooves, for he’s Smooth – Got the Moves! Had his Gun for Seven-four, wish Could shoot It like Before, Wife said She has Seen his Gun, “When it Worked was One and Done.”

One leg Pants to One half Beard, they won’t Kill but Kind of Weird. Armpit butter On toast Smeared, a Screw loose just Might be Feared. Dumb suggestion – Question Begs, put Square things into Round Pegs? “Don’t” inject Into your Legs, or spray Lysol on your Eggs.

Went outside for a While, took a Walk – Brought a Smile. Gray Hair, Slow Pace, and a Limp, brought my Cane – I’m a Gimp. When I strolled my Neighborhood, reactions Never thought I Would. Felt like Moses with the Sea, folks approach Splitting from Me. I’m sure They’re just being Nice, though in … Read moreCovid Clout

Shear the Wool off of a Sheep, Warming Blankets while you Sleep. Mow the Grass out On your Lawn, Nap Time with a Fitting Yawn. Down the Wood of a Large Tree, Feed the Need for Scarce TP. Prune a Spot that’s On your Rose, Enjoy the Fragrance in your Nose. Trim the Fat around … Read moreMy Pledge

I’m your Pal up In the Tree, yet You’re always Blaming Me. I have Told you Time on Time, I don’t Take what Isn’t Mine. You doubt Me but Here’s the Thing, proof is On my “Squirrel Ring.” I’ll now Share what’s In my Files, truth I tell You without Smiles. As I Share what … Read moreBusted????