Mask debates Get kind of Bitter, doomed that Some would become Litter. Saw this One while On a Walk, what Would say if It could Talk? Obviously, it was Discarded, how from Owner was it Parted? Distress, Rage, or Accident, if could Speak the Mask might Vent. Don’t be Quick to Cast Aside, lessons Past … Read moreCovid Masks – Litter or Lotto?
Horny the Horse – Boy had it Made, nose In the Air – Tail in a Braid. Mare in his Stall – Envy of Many, beautiful Mate all Knew as Fair Jenny. Horny had Eyes for Pastures around, pretty Young things he Searched for and Found. Jumped lots Of fences – ran Many a mile, … Read moreHorny the Horse
“Have You Fallen?” they will Say, at my Age it’s Just the Way, How the Doctor’s Visits go, as my Years advance and Grow. Guess I know Just what they Mean, on my Butt or In-between. But they Never Specify, Interpretations now Apply: For my Wife of many Years, Every day through Laughs and Tears. … Read moreDoctor’s Office Question: “Have You Fallen?”
Check Out people Walking by, or Perhaps a New Hair Dye. Produce at the Grocery Store, wax to Put on Kitchen Floor. Check Out cars for You to Own, or the Rate for a New Loan. Clothes so You can Exercise, colors in the Day’s Sunrise. Check Out Masks to Wear in Place, hideous Upon … Read moreCheck Out
Naming Objects and Word Games, Number Sequence and F Names. Bloopers spoken And then Fanned, What Adult’s not Seen Thighland? One won’t Shut up – One in Hiding, State of Geezers Overriding. All sides Pressing for “Aha,” Crowning Jewel – Paste “Gotcha.” Day In/Day Out – Chaos Rules, Maybe both Come out as Fools? What … Read moreA Cognitive Election?
Tik Tok, Twitter, and Facebook, Tumblr, WhatsApp, where They Look. Not to Mention all the Games, numerous – Don’t know their Names. Kids, these days, a Plethora, things of Their attention Draw. Way back When a Wonderland, on the Tube we called “Bandstand.” Got good Beat – Dance to It, get High Scores – be … Read moreAmerican Bandstand
When my WiT-iT goes to S**T-iT, here I SiT-iT like a TwiT-iT, in a FiT-iT can’t RemiT-iT, want to SpiT-iT – maybe QuiT-iT? Should I FliT-iT or EmiT-iT, maybe GriT-iT not ObiT-iT? Or CommiT-iT as UnfiT-iT, or OutfiT-iT as I SpliT-iT? If I Slit-iT just to PiT-iT, so can KiT-iT in my MitT-iT, Can’t OmiT-iT … Read moreWhen my Wit-iT………..
Started out with None at All, got More when Began to Crawl. Next I got those Big Boy Duds, played in Dirt with all my Buds. Awakening – discovered Chicks, cooler Clothes then in the Mix. Levi Jeans and Leather Jacket, I aged Up to the next Bracket. College years Was a new Dawn, didn’t … Read moreMy Aging Attire
Stranger, Friend, or a Relation, Greetings from our Population. “Good Day”, “Good Night”, or just “Hi,” “For your Age you’re Looking Spry.” “Hey Man”, “What’s Up?”, “How are Things?” “How’d you Like those Chicken Wings?” “It’s a Pleasure” – “How is Life?” “Is that Babe really your Wife?” “How you Been?”, “Howdy Mate”, “Seems as … Read more“Greetings”
Offering a Rhyme for Geico, Seven-Four is Not a Typo. Some are Cleaver – Some are Not, Let’s give this Old Man a Shot. Seen your Ads from Time to Time, Never viewed One with a Rhyme. Any subject That you Choose, I will Rhyme it – What’s to Lose? Animals to Outer Space, Veggies … Read moreA Proposal to Geico Insurance