Are You a Minnow – Are You a Whale? A daily Question for Anyone Male. Like Open Waters or only Small Spaces? There All the Time or just Certain Cases? Like Breathing Room and Wide Open Air? Hide in a Cave like Small Snoring Bear? Are You a Showoff or Are you Quite Shy? Are … Read moreAre you a Minnow – Are you a Whale?
Wish could Ride the Chrome and Wheels, Live the Life and How it Feels. Biker Chick upon My Hog, Riding Through the Soot and Smog. Feel that Force between My Legs, Basic Manhood it Just Begs. Tattoo’s, Leather, and Much More, Blasting Pipes around Me Roar. Studly Shades sit on My Nose, Beau of Envy … Read moreBiker Chick and a Hog
Had an Itch upon My Back, Way to Scratch it Did I Lack. Robot Hand you Brainiac, Wear it Like a Fanny Pack. Door Frame, Scissors, a Yard Stick, Need Relief – Need it Quick. Carpet Wiggle – Garden Rake, Inadequate for Heaven’s Sake. Strap it On when Going Out, My invention You will Tout. … Read moreA Robot Back Hand
Thoughts go Whizzing through my Mind, Should I Start to Write a Rhyme? Like a Horse running to Water, Get It on Some kind of Blotter. Now that I am getting Older, Actions taken Must be Bolder. Time is Now a constant Threat, Place it Down ‘for I Forget. To the Pasture or the Barn, … Read moreShould I Start to Write a Rhyme?
Forward Time Two-Thousand Years, Here will be My Biggest Fears. Digging gently With a Cup, That some Crew will Bring me Up. Then they’ll Put me On Display, Here’s what Visitors might Say: “What’s that Hanging ‘tween His Legs, What’s it Used for Question Begs?” “Ain’t his Stature kind of Small, We all Average Eight … Read moreIn Two Thousand Years
Write ‘bout Nothing – Not one Darn Thing, No Thoughts at All – No Sensible String? No Part of Whole – No Reason Word, No Purpose Read – No Time be Heard? There but maybe Nonexistent? Meaning Near or Rather Distant? No Respect or To Degree, Letters here a Worthless Spree. No Prospects for Satisfaction, … Read moreMy Nothing Thing
Million, Billion, Trillion, Even to Centillion. Numbers BIG and small, Disturbing for US All. Goldfish, Pencils, Monies, Geysers, Marbles, Bunnies. Apples, Mountains, Kitties, Napkins, Magnets, Cities. Overwhelmed by Numbers So, Here is Something I do Know. Settle Back and Take Repose, Single Digit Picks a Nose.
Love was Fierce when Hormones Raged, Young back Then with Nothing Caged. Changed when Baby Girl was Born, Dirty Diapers was the Norm. Love Evolved in Many Ways, As we Faced the Building Days. Years Flew by but Still Together, Went through Good and Stormy Weather. Now we’re Married Fifty-Four, Hope more Years for Us … Read moreMy Progression with Love
In the Goose Nation what Are the Clues, Who’s the Line Leader – How do they Choose? Who’s the Head Goose among all the Claims? The Winner is Chosen from The Goosing Games. Competition begins Way before Dawn, The Winner poops Most on a Given Lawn. Then Honking the Loudest – Even the Strongest, And … Read moreThe Goosing Game
As I’m nearing Seven-Six, Experience is In the Mix. Redesign for Human’s Sake, Here’s the Changes I would Make: Gas would Smell like Cotton Candy, That, alone, Would make Life Dandy. Skin Renewal through the Year, Spots and Wrinkles – Disappear. Arms would Number Four or More, Could accomplish any Chore. Hearts would Be held … Read moreRedesigning Humans