“I Hate your Guts!” – What, Are you Nut’s? Statement comes From lots of “Butt’s.” ‘Fore you Head in to this Squall, Hate should be Quite “Lit-er-all.” Chili, Peppers, and Bake Beans, Cabbage cooked by any Means. Lentils, Soft Drinks, Onions Too, Mixed in Guts after you Chew. Other things Can Stir things Up, All … Read moreI Hate your Guts!
Hope I don’t make – My Manhood too Weak, But I do the Vacuuming – many Times every Week. Rid our Home Range of Dog Hair and Dirt, Points Scored with my Wife – it Really can’t Hurt. Like Houses of Many – can’t Keep out the Bugs, Despite all the Poisons and Plenty of … Read moreAn Offer to the Bugs in our Home
I remember in My Youth – Looked Into the Mirror. Hoping that a Manly Man would Be coming Nearer. Lathered up my Younger Face – for One Tiny Hair. Razor with no Blade in It – didn’t Really Care. Then in Time it Came to Pass – have to Shave for Real. Cuts and Toilet Paper … Read moreMy History with Shaving
Fly on the Wall the Old saying Goes, Something that’s Planned or Set Up for Woes? Food on the Plates – Beer on the Table, Questions ‘fore Hearing what can Enable? Strips, Sprays, and Things that Kill, Shouting of Caution – Bringing a Chill. Others there Buzz – Invading the Space, Scooping the Story is … Read moreShould One Trust that Fly on the Wall?
My Rose-Colored Glasses some People might Say, Have blinded Me Some from Truths of Today. Glasses half Empty? Glasses half Full? Have covered My Eyes with Self Produced Wool? I do Hear the Words – I do See the Hate. But what if I Choose to Not Take the Bait? We live In a Place … Read moreSelf Distortion through my Rose-Colored Glasses?
A Rhyme Came to me Just after My Nap, Perhaps there’s A Place for Old Geezer’s Rap? Could Rap about Things Unknown to the Young, Like Accepting Age and Holding Ones Tongue. Could Rap about Gas that Clears out A Room, Plus Dander and Flakes you Brush with A Broom. Could Rap about Leaks that … Read moreIf this Old Geezer’s should Rap?
”Kick Ass Kirby” Annie Oakley – Calamity Jane, Dominated their Domain. If there Was a Dental Derby, Place your Bets on “Kick Ass Kirby.” Quickest Draw of Any Drill, Deadly Aim – a Tooth to Fill. If this Was the Wild Wild West, Certainly, She’d Be the Best!!! Take no Bull from Any Man, Strength … Read moreFor my Dentist on her new Office Opening
In My Perfect World – all Food would Be Sweet, Sugar would Be in All that I Eat. Cookies for Breakfast – Pie just for Lunch, Ice Cream for Dinner and Skittles to Munch. Sweets would Be Packed with All the Good Stuff, Required Ingredients to Make me Look Buff. Spinach would Really Put on … Read moreSugar – In My Perfect World
TikTok’s a Bomb that Blows on the Spot, Facebook’s a Crook and their Booking Shot. YouTube is Something I rode On a Lake, Tumblr holds Contents of Drinks that I Make. Twitter is Glitter that Someone spelled Wrong, SnapChat’s Harsh Words – a Tad Bit too Strong. Myspace’s a Galaxy far-far Away, WhatsApp’s a Greeting … Read moreI Posted my Rhyme from this Here Contraption
If Pollution makes you Seethe, Tax the Air that We all Breathe, And to Show how Fair I Play, More you Breathe – More you Pay. ‘Fore you Start to Scream and Shout, Sleeping would Be a Time Out. Expanding on my Perception, Snoring might Be the Exception. How Would I compute a Total? Answer … Read moreMy Solution to Unfair Taxation