Santa brings Us every Year, Things and Joy that We hold Dear. Takes off Every Christmas Eve, He Delivers – We Receive. What would Happen if One Night, Trouble Loomed along His Flight? Something Earth could Not Avoid, Collision with an Asteroid! NASA Shot and Widely Missed, Earth in Peril to Exist. Knowing what Would … Read moreWhat would Santa do with Disaster Looming?
Where is Santa Gonna Tinkle? Stress that Sure could Dull his Twinkle. Up to Now been No Solution. Need an Urgent Resolution. Stays Awake with Lots of Coffee, Maybe Chews on Caffeine Toffee? Logic tells us – Can’t you See? At some Time he Has to Pee. Spread too Thin upon this Night, Pressure builds … Read moreWhere does Santa Pee on Christmas Eve?
Current Rock to when Began, Eric Clapton is the Man! Guitar Genius in my View, From his Cords I don’t Eschew. Both of Us are Close in Age, But I’ve Never played On Stage. Song Above turns Quite Bizarre, When I play my Air Guitar! Please don’t Write those Old Guys off, Still Around and … Read moreOld Guys Still can Rock!!!!
At this Age I must Admit, Muppets for Me is a Hit! Characters and All the Rest, Swedish Chef is the Best! Year was Nineteen Seventy-Five, Henson brought this Guy Alive. Chef is saying “Bork, Bork, Bork!”, What a Marvelous Cooking Dork! Accent always Makes me Grin, Throw Utensils is a Win. Cooking Chicken for … Read more“The Swedish Chef”
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There’s Dancer, Prancer, Donner, and Blitzen – the Elves, Mrs. Santa Claus too, who work hard all year – so Santa may bring – a wonderful Christmas to you. A workshop up North there’s Rudolph and friends, white snow, and those presents they make, a new friend this year – whom I’ll tell you about … Read moreSanta & Cupcake
Turned Thirteen and could Drive, Had a License – Felt Alive. Christmas Season – Fifty Seven, AM Music – Was in Heaven. Bobby’s Song – Blasting Loud, In my Chevy – Of it Proud. With a Girl or Without, Life was Good – Was no Doubt. Then to Now his Song has Grown, Music … Read moreBobby’s Song – Then and Now
The Turkey is the Dumbest Bird – Ugly just to Boot. Call them By some Other Name – One of them Ain’t “Cute.” Red Flap lays Upon their Snout – Fact you Just can’t Miss. Courting Time when In the Air – How do they Even Kiss? Strut around with Tails all Puffed – Like … Read moreMy Advice to Turkeys Everywhere
Haunting Song – Rolling Stones, Repressed Thoughts – Make no Bones. I was Drafted – Did not Run, Hell for Some – Just Begun. Crave this Tune – Don’t know Why, Times I Listen – Never Lie. Was no Hero – Not that Guy, But I Served – Did not Die. Genius Intro – Called … Read moreA Song & A Rhyme
Once it Was an Evergreen, Then what Happened kind of Mean. Either Deer made it a Bed, Or Drunkin’ Neighbor crashed Instead. Anyway, it Was a Mess, Thought it Dead I must Confess. Branches Laying on the Ground, Almost hear a Crying Sound. In Our Yard for Quite a While, Standing there Gave Us a … Read moreLittle Toadstool Christmas Tree