Snow or Cold – Night or Shine, Those in Battle cannot Whine. Sayings come as History Done, In this Instance – Here is One. Cannonballs upon a Ship, In a Frame – Would not Slip. Tray of Brass – Kind of Funky, In that Time – Called a “Monkey.” In Cold Weather Brass would Shrink, … Read moreBalls, Brass Monkey & The Saying
Kids are Grown – Grandkids Too, Seems that’s What they Always Do. Fate of Toys can Bring Tears, Left behind from Younger Years. Junk within Some Basement’s Grow, Mine has Morphed – Sure and Slow. Clean it Out – Procrastinate, Need to Do it Will Abate. Is this Something left Behind? Disturbing item I did … Read moreWhere the Heck did Woody Go?
Daydream – Blasted Off to Space, But that’s Really Not the Case. Made me Write this Little Ditty, “Secret Life of Bobber Mitty.” Final Shot to Win the Game, Roaring Lions I would Tame. Been that Dashing Leading Man, Turn back Time – Sure I Can. I have Brokered Worldwide Peace, Cure for Cancer I’d … Read moreMy “Walter Mitty Moments”
Adam announced, “It’s New Year’s – Eve,” Fresh Tradition we’ll Achieve. Invite the Neighbors for a Bash, Certainly will Be a Smash. Dawn our Best though Not in Buff, Make Up for It with other Stuff. Invite them All – our Cul-de-sac, Tempting Garden out in Back. Use that Tree with Lots of Fruit, Pies … Read moreThe First New Year’s Eve Party
Santa brings Us every Year, Things and Joy that We hold Dear. Takes off Every Christmas Eve, He Delivers – We Receive. What would Happen if One Night, Trouble Loomed along His Flight? Something Earth could Not Avoid, Collision with an Asteroid! NASA Shot and Widely Missed, Earth in Peril to Exist. Knowing what Would … Read moreWhat would Santa do with Disaster Looming?
Where is Santa Gonna Tinkle? Stress that Sure could Dull his Twinkle. Up to Now been No Solution. Need an Urgent Resolution. Stays Awake with Lots of Coffee, Maybe Chews on Caffeine Toffee? Logic tells us – Can’t you See? At some Time he Has to Pee. Spread too Thin upon this Night, Pressure builds … Read moreWhere does Santa Pee on Christmas Eve?
Current Rock to when Began, Eric Clapton is the Man! Guitar Genius in my View, From his Cords I don’t Eschew. Both of Us are Close in Age, But I’ve Never played On Stage. Song Above turns Quite Bizarre, When I play my Air Guitar! Please don’t Write those Old Guys off, Still Around and … Read moreOld Guys Still can Rock!!!!
At this Age I must Admit, Muppets for Me is a Hit! Characters and All the Rest, Swedish Chef is the Best! Year was Nineteen Seventy-Five, Henson brought this Guy Alive. Chef is saying “Bork, Bork, Bork!”, What a Marvelous Cooking Dork! Accent always Makes me Grin, Throw Utensils is a Win. Cooking Chicken for … Read more“The Swedish Chef”
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