Bob Grant Life’s little questions have been written before, Now I take on a few at least once more. I ask that you all keep an Open Mind, But don’t let your Brains Fall Out so we can’t find, The Shower you Took that made you Clean, With the Speed Of Dark on your shower screen, With … Read moreLife’s Little Questions
As I gaze upon the square, See animals in their underwear. Some are old – some are new, Some are white – some are blue. Some are male – some are not, Some are drab – some are hot. Some are jumping – some are sitting, Some are grinning – some are flitting. Alas, it’s just … Read moreIt’s just one Weird Dream
Grandparents come in all shape and form, Some as you imagine – some not the norm. Some come with wrinkles – some come with hair, Some come with money – some come with care. Some come in one – some come in two, Some come with joy – some come who chew. Some come with … Read moreGrandparents
Bad habits of others get under your skin, The list is quite long so let me begin. Grinding the teeth or picking the nose, Chewing that gum or painting ones toes. Tapping that pencil or sucking of gums, Breaking that wind or licking of thumbs. Belching quite loud or sucking up snot, Scratching ones crotch … Read moreBad habits of others
We are tall or short or skinny or fat, We can drill that well or swing that bat. We are bald or gray or brown or blond, We can pitch that tent or fish that pond. We are fair or dark or pale or tan, We can paint that fence or wash that van. We … Read moreFrom Bottom or Top?
Fly on the Wall the Old saying Goes, Something that’s Planned or Set Up for Woes? Food on their Plates – Beer on their Table, Questions before Hearing what can Enable? Strips, Sprays, and Things that Kill, Tests a Fly’s Reason and Surely Their Will. Others there Invading their Space, Scooping the Story is Always … Read moreA Fly on the Wall
Santa on Airplanes – Santa in Cars, Santa on Main Street – Santa in Bars. Santa on Skateboards – Santa in Boats, Santa on Horses – Santa in Coats. Santa on Posters – Santa in Tights, Santa on Windows – Santa in Lights. Santa on Beer Mugs – Santa in Dreams, Santa on Boxes – … Read moreSanta is around Us Everywhere
We have no lodge on mountain up high, We have no jet on which to fly. We have no yacht on which to ride, We have no mansion in which to hide. We have no Harley on which to cruise, We have no closet with mountains of shoes. We have no tailor to make our clothes, We have no autos … Read moreWe have no…….
Spring is Here – I do not Cheer. I’m a Sneezin’ – I’m a Weezin’. Nose is Runnin’ – Pollen’s Gunnin’. Eyes are Drippin’ – Plus they’re Itchin’. Lawn needs Mowin’ – Weeds need Pullin’. Beds need Tillin’ – Pots need Fillin’. Deck needs Cleanin’ – Plants need Preenin’. Leaves need Rakin’ – Back is … Read moreSpring is Here – I do not Cheer
For all of you Hackers – who give us such trouble, We send you a Hex in form of a Bubble. It travels through planes – it travels through trains, It travels through brains – it travels through drains, Puts gas in your guts – a rash on your butts, Puts snot in your nose … Read moreThe Hacker’s Hex