Bob Grant

NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE – the signs are everywhere –      if people want to look that way – who am I to care? I think it’s a conspiracy – on Chests, and Toes, and Feet –      if we ban together – injustice we can beat! Let’s contact Politicians – they’ll gladly … Read moreWEAR SHIRT, WEAR SHOES, NO SERVICE!

Straight and Strong – that sure was me, when I was young – it’s how I’d pee. Knock a can off any rock, I was king around my block. Now that age has taken toll, spray everywhere but in the bowl. Seems that I have lost my crown, instead of stand – I just sit … Read moreStraight & Strong

I question Daylight Savings Time, misnomered to a point of crime. Might argue but there ain’t no way, to save it for a rainy day. Propose a Daylight Piggy Bank, to save some sunshine in your tank. To pull it out when needed most, and you determine size of dose. Perhaps when need a midnight … Read moreA Daylight Savings Piggy Bank

As I age and not too well, there’s one idea I’d like to tell. Spots and wrinkles show up now, for my young brain it just shouts WOW! If I had helped create Mankind, the outer layer I’d designed, would start at birth and all begin, with “Blemish Free & Spandex Skin.”

Our Grandchild lost Her front Teeth, alas, There’s two more Underneath. My old Teeth Have been through Hell, Drilled and Capped and Pulled as Well. When one Achieves an Older Age, seems Fair – Should be One more Stage. Personally, I’d love the Sound, if “Geezer Teeth” would Now drop Down.

Been stuck in here more than an hour, guess my mood is kind of sour. They close the door and here I sit, confined within this boring pit. What to do to pass the time? Closing walls that I might climb? To keep some sort of sanity, ideas without profanity. Here’s the things I’d like … Read moreThe Exam Room

Had a Colonoscopy, guess so now that I can see, exactly where the “sun don’t shine,” secrets now that aren’t all mine. Got some photos of what’s there, maybe show them everywhere? My best insides and with style, all that’s missing is a smile.

Pigging out on Carmel Corn, half bag gone and it’s still Morn. Tell myself – and luckily, same food group as Broccoli. With that in mind I carry on, to eat it all – a  marathon. Now ripped with sugar and to boot, when I’m all done – it makes me poop.

Some are obsessed with beautiful hair, so captivating – we just have to stare. We see it in photos – we see it on stars, we see it on airplanes – we see it in bars. It’s all in perspective I just have to say, when a circumstance turns the opposite way. If beautiful hair … Read morePerspective

For seven-one I’ve been around, and in that time I’ve learned and found. if pick a fight like long ago, my mind sways yes – my body no. So if I challenge out of rage, someone who’s holding ‘round my age, behind the barn – behind the school, the best for us – a Rocker … Read moreA Rocker Duel