Bob Grant

Subject Matter – Braincake Batter, serve it Up on Viewer’s Platter. Add in Wit’s Ingredients, stir With some Expedients. Pour it On the grill to Rise, almost Ready for All Eyes. So delicious Is the Plan, and Not end in the Garbage Can.

Software updates For a Pod, why Not something For the Bod? Ankles, Fingers, Knees less Sore, uplift Eyelids like Before. At my Age I want it All, Software Smarties heed the Call. A Firm App into your Ware, Soft to Hard – it Just seems Fair.

Our Dog wakes with Bad Bed Hair, most Strands pointing Everywhere. A couple Shakes is just Enough, to bring Her to Her normal Fluff. Great ideas In strangest Places, most of Them from Common Faces. This will Change your Chore Demeanor, “Super Shaker Carpet Cleaner.” By Remote or Auto Set, shakes the Dirt out you … Read moreSuper Shaker Carpet Cleaner

Bathrooms that Stink, a Special Wink, Seeing life’s Dishes pile Up in the Sink. Baggage you Share, Embrace and not Scare, Showing the Other you’ll Always be There. Ecstasy Run, when Coupled as One, Sleeping the Wet Side when it is Done. Cherish the Wins, Forgiving the Sins, committed Together through Thick and the Thins. … Read moreTo me Marriage Is:

Perhaps themselves They have to Blame, Politicians by a Name. Vows for Votes they Hope to Git, some Might call it Pure Bull S—t! Take Away the Urge to Lie, Negate the Need to even Try. Accumulate Bull by the Pound, tally Up how Does that Sound? Throw out Rallies – wasteful Ads, keep the … Read moreElections by the Pound

I view Me a Common Schmuck, just Like same and With some Luck, I ground Out a Common Wage, Retirement is Now my Stage. Did the Things was Supposed to Do, save some Bucks – Insurance Too. My family Would not go Broke, if One day I up and Croke. Now the Income’s kind of … Read moreWhat am I Worth?

  In Italy’s Rome there Stands a Tree, named by Others – Was not Me. Who takes the Heat – Don’t blame Yourself, this Culprit is “The Nasty Elf.” Not only Roams in that Rome, has Paid a Visit to our Home. Sometime during the Offseason, certainly a Wicked Reason. In Christmas’ Past – Meticulous, … Read moreThe Toilet Brush Christmas Tree

Some people Screamed – Some people Cried, most People saw It so Far and Wide. Were In the Path that got Total Dark, but Clouds spoiled the View would be the Remark. At our Age seen Some in the Past, the Test for us Now – How long It will Last? As we Sat here … Read moreMy take on the Eclipse

Many thoughts Fly through your Head, from Time you’re Born until you’re Dead. Disease’s I would Like to Stall, the Ones when there’s No Thoughts at All. It’s scary Stuff to Not know You, or Have Control of What you Do. As I’m inching Up in Years, this Is one of My Biggest Fears. Something … Read moreBad Brain Bats!!!

What do You write If nothing’s There, no Thoughts or Subjects anywhere? Look through Books – the Internet, some Ideas you Might just Get? Pace the Floor – your Favorite Chair, jog Outside in Underwear? Drink a Beer – Smoke a Cig, maybe Wear your Thinking Wig? As last Resort you might Glean, a Newspaper … Read moreWhat do you Write?