Bob Grant My Wife Sleeps with Andy Reid, Frozen Mustache – Yes Indeed. Also keeps His Glasses On, Fun Galore – and Beyond! Travis Kelce might be Next, Further Shirts – In Her Specs? Seems the Bed is rather Crowded, Place in Line – rather Doubted? Have One Thing I don’t Possess, Time to Change for My … Read moreMy Wife Sleeps with Andy Reid
Way back When the World Began, God worked Hard to create “Man.” As ideas from Then were Sprung, Must have Been extremely Young. Spry and Strong – Feeling those Oats, Sure would Like to See the Notes. Prostate – Smostate – was a Thought, Haste was Surely in the Plot. Time has Passed – Billions … Read moreThe Prostate Story
Cars and Trucks will Sure have Crashes, Need Fixed Up when There are Smashes. If on Top or Underneath, You can Get the Same for Teeth. Speeding Down that Sugar High, Later You might Question Why? Blow past Red Light in your Head, Bottle Cap with Teeth Instead. And the Date you Don’t Think Twice, … Read moreKirby’s Tooth Collision Center
“Social” “Security” is a Misnomer, Like When a Bunt turns into a Homer. Perhaps call it Cash – Yours in the End? That Goes in a Pool for Others to Spend. If want “Security” in “Social” Places, Must have the Creds to turn People’s Faces. BFF with Handsome George Clooney, Steve Martin, of course, when … Read moreWhat Social Security should Be
Fried Egg Sandwich – I can Cook, Don’t need no Darn Cooking Book. Crack the Egg – Scrap the Shell, Break the Yolk – Doing Well. One Egg – Two Eggs – Three Eggs – More? Got the Space – Why not Four? Lots of Pepper and Some Salt, Get too Much – Not my … Read moreA Fried Egg Sandwich
Gossip makes The World Go ‘Round, No where There’s a Better Sound. Juicier the Words you Smother, From One’s Mouth to Ear of Other. Creatures started Some Believe, Witnessed Snake deceiving Eve. Delilah’s Friends were sure to Share, When Servant cut off Samson’s Hair. Tongue’s sure Wag and Start some Spoofs, Santa’s Extra Time with … Read moreGossip makes The World Go ‘Round
Got a Text just Yesterday, One of Length I’d have to Say. Extend my Manhood up from Squinches, Any Length up to Five Inches. I’m not One to Just say No, Contemplate Until I Know. Benefit or Disadvantage, At My Age that Is the Gage. Seven-seven – Do need More? Reality Would be the Score. … Read moreI Received a Text of Length
Candid Moment in this Shot, Awesome Beauty it has Brought. Inner Strength – it’s Enormous, Doesn’t think she’s Drop Dead Gorgeous. Talents – They are there Galore, Music, Art, and So Much More. Teenage Years have Just Begun, Always be Our Special One. Some ways Young – Some ways Old, Her Life Story – Yet be … Read moreThis Candid Photo and What it Means
Our Grand Lady is 13 years old. She was acting strange lately – eating everything in site – including delicious cat poop in our backyard (generously supplied by our neighborhood felines). She also started licking our carpet. The Vet diagnosed her with Cushing’s Disease and she will soon be receiving edible chicken flavored medication. We … Read moreCupcake’s Rhyme for Her Vet
Second Helpings – Pig or Not, Guess Depends on What you Got? It’s right There in Front of you, Big Decisions – What to Do? Burgers, French Fries, Favorite Brew, Ice Cream, Cookies, Irish Stew. Lobster, Chocolate, Fine Tex Mex, Roast Beef, Gravy, even Sex. Go with Gusto for the Gold, Brave and Strong – … Read moreSecond Helpings?