Bob Grant

Things you should Shut Down: Toilet Bowl that Overflows, Snot that’s Dripping from you Nose. Lights whenever Leave a Room, Bathroom Door to halt the Fume. Phones though Left to some Debate, so Pets don’t Roam – the Backyard Gate. Eyelids so That you can Sleep, Tunes so Hearing you will Keep. Things you should … Read moreWhat you should Shut Down – What you should not Shut Down

I Flunked Spelling in Grade School, Wish back Then there was a Tool, like Spell Check to Give me Aid, Perhaps I’d got a Passing Grade? Confusing word like Syllable, my Spell Brain’s not Tillable. “One” is Not too Tough for “Me,” “Two” is Harder to “Degree.” “Three” might need “Inquiry.” “Four” pressing “Hyperbole.” “Five” … Read moreMy Spelling???

Super Geezers – Just some Teasers Civilities rambunctious Sneezers. Belch at any Time of Day, no Concerns of What they Say Have no Time for Politics, Pick their Noses just for Kicks. Speak their Minds without a Care, take a Nap most Anywhere. Cranky if They want to Be, Dirty Jokes and Laugh with Glee. … Read moreSuper Geezers

Super Duper Geezerettes, Have their Own Unique Assets. I’m just Stating long known Facts, stops Old Geezers in their Tracks. Geezers pain – There ain’t no Way, Pains in the Butt they Just might Say. Dirty Jokes – Keeping Score? Call it Out and Raise one More. Brag about Their own Grandkids, Embellishments no one … Read moreSuper Duper Geezerettes

McDonald’s French Fries can grow Hair, on your Head or Anywhere. Saw it On the News Today, must be True to Come this Way. Eye Brows, Ear Lobes, even Legs, Self-Creation what it Begs. Assuming that You have to Munch, Super-Size and Quite a Bunch. Good for Inside why not Out, tape It where want … Read moreMcDonalds French Fries can Grow Hair

M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E “M” is For the “Many” beers I poured into Me. “A” is For the “Altar” I Could barely See. “R” is For the “Real” fear what’s Churnin’ down Below. “R” is For the “Ribs” and Smirks hoping I might Blow “I” is For the “Impact” as she Came my Way. “A” is For the … Read moreMy Bachelor Party (the night before) to My Wedding Day (50+ years ago)

Know what I could really Dig, Three for Small and Three for Big. Wishes given To us All, Your choice Big – Your choice Small. Magic Lamps – no Recognition, kept to “Three” as a Tradition. Anytime that You see Fit, throughout Life you just Submit. Wishes solely to Dispute, what Some call our Birthday … Read moreThree for Small and Three for Big

I’m “Tech Smart” as any Gent, whose Prime Time has Come and Went. I’ll challenge any Three-Year-Old, with the Knowledge that I Hold. When I think of “Gigabytes”, eating Burgers in Two Bites. My phone’s got just “Thirty-Two,” still a Lot of Food to Chew. A “Browser”, “Scanning”, “Windows” screens, a Peeping Tom to me … Read moreTech Smart

When my WiT-iT goes to S**T-iT, here I SiT-iT like a TwiT-iT, in a FiT-iT can’t RemiT-iT, want to SpiT-iT – maybe QuiT-iT? Should I FliT-iT or EmiT-iT, maybe GriT-iT not ObiT-iT? Or CommiT-iT as UnfiT-iT, or OutfiT-iT as I SpliT-iT? If I Slit-iT just to PiT-iT, so can KiT-iT in my MitT-iT, Can’t OmiT-iT … Read moreWhen my WiT-iT goes to S**T-iT

Left or Right – Right or Wrong, Feelings Slight or Feelings Strong. Strapping pants On in this Case, or Something else In their Place. Shoes or Armpits – Politics, labels to It can Affix. Decisions Made – Live with Them, Consequences for sure Stem. Pants are Old just like Me, Experience is What I See. … Read moreLeft or Right?