Bob Grant

In a Bank or in a Store, Drive-thru lanes and even More. Whatever Line when All is Done, seem to Pick the Slowest One. Is it Fate or Just poor Luck, the Fastest Line I’m never Stuck. Loser stamped For all to See, he’ll Never win the Lottery. At my Age so What’s the Hurry? … Read moreThe Line

No Way I Could Shave My Legs, how To do it Question Begs. Fall in Shower – Drown in Tub, just My starting Problems Bub. Blood Transfusion to Begin, from The first Nick in my Shin. As I move Up to my Knee, Plastic Surgeons shout with Glee. When come Close to Private Parts, Super … Read moreNo Way Could I Shave My Legs

Got my Green Vest from Girl Scouts, could join Boy Scouts there’s no Doubts. Like it Better in my Troop, Yucky Boys aren’t in our Group.

Might be Grapes – Bananas too, anything You just might Chew. Any Berries that you Choose, what You pick You might Bruise. Some are Good – Some are Bad, Some Might throw Away I’d Add. There are Some that Just plain Smell, so There goes my Rhymes as Well.

My “Guy Genes” got lost Somewhere, questions if I have a Pair? Was not One to Work on Cars, engines Seemed like Built on Mars. DAD – “The Home Improvement Don,” could have Built the Parthenon. On my Hide he’d Liked to Wail, could Not pound Down a Straight Nail. Cardboard Kitchen – up All … Read moreMechanically Challenged

I am Not with Child – No special Tags, nor Fancy car with Immunity Flags. Not very Handy though Capped in some Ways, takes Me more Time getting Places these Days. The sign I am Searching though Not found it Yet, If you Could find One I’d be In your Debt. That one Parking Spot … Read moreIn search of:

Capitalization and the Rules, never Took in All my Schools. Tried to Learn but Had to Quit, hard Enough just Spelling It! So my Style at Seven-Two, to Justify now What I do. It for Not a Rhyme or Reason, even If it’s English Treason.  

Channel Surfers – a Lost Breed? Gadgets now – What’s the Need? Proudly state That I am One, Networks sure do Spoil the Fun. Commercials pay For what I View, still Don’t like Them – Nothing New. One comes On – I grab my Panel, Another’s on the Other Channel! So I Guess I’ve had … Read moreThe Channel Surfers Antitrust

Watch what you Do and what you Say, for Things could Turn the Other Way. Actions might soon Become Turds, be Thoughtful how You use Your Words.

A Pen is something you can Use, so Pick your Times and don’t Abuse. Best to Keep it a Recluse, save your Ink or You might Loose. Write at Will and Mind your Biz, Appreciate where your Pen is.